reddogftklr
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After many years of unsuccessful attempts of burrying myself in the sand it finally worked this weekend. I thought of a fool proof plan. I arrived at the beach early and set up my stuff, and dug a nice big hole. Before I started burrying myself I wrote tickle me infront of the hole. It was a nice deep hole and I covered myself before the beach was even populated. I had two beach chairs and a blanket so it would make it appear that someone ran off and left me like this. Well it only took about a half an hour before the first group came by. It was a middle aged couple. The lady said look at that, they walked over and the lady asked who burried me, and I said my sister did. She said, do you know what she wrote, I said no she just went to the boardwalk. She then bent down and said "it says tickle me,I hope you are not ticklish young man." She gave me a quick tickle while the husband looked on. She did not tickle that much , but seemed to enjoy the taunting like coochie coo, and tickle tickle. She played this little piggy, and then told me that she would stop bothering me. She wished me luck and said I better get my sister back because that is a cruel, but funny joke. Then she said to her husband, can I burry you in the sand, he said "Yeah and have people like you walk by and play this little piggy with me, not in this life." Soon after many people started fill up the beach some people would glance at my situation, and other times I heard conversations, "like oh my god I can't imagine being burried like that." Another time I heard a daughter tell her mother "no don't go over there how would you like it if someone tricked you into being burried like that." With the good comes the bad one group of adults came over they were two couples they took turns of giving me quick tickles unfortunatly two were guys. One of the women who was probally in her early forties said I can't believe your sister did not put any sunblock on those feet we would not want them to burn so she rubbed the lotion all between my toes. At this point I began struggling and the sand began to crack. They decided that they would help dig me out. And they told me I should find my sister and get her back. Six people tickled me in about 2 hours. That was pretty successful. Don't give up on burring yourself one time it may pay off.
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