A trucker is hauling a load of chickens cross country. He comes back from eating breakfast to find a parrot hanging in a cage in his sleeper with a note on the bottom of the cage that says, "From a friend"
He thinks, "Well at least I'll have some company.
He pulls out onto I-10 and heads for Houston. When he rolls into town he see a good looking gal hitch hiking. He stops and gives her a ride. After about 5 miles he asks her, "You fuck?" She says, "Hell no!" He stops and throws her out and yells, "No fuck, No ride!"
This happens twice more.
Finally, He gets close to his destination and he is riding on the Maryland turnpike when he notices that the parrot had gotten out of his cage.
Then he sees red lights flashing in his side mirror. He checks his speed, 55 mph; he thinks what the hell does that smokey want me for?
He pulls over and meets the officer about halfway down his trailer and says, "What did you stop me for, I wasn't speedin?"
The cop says, "I know you weren't, but for the last five miles there has been this parrot on your trailer throwing chickens all over the road saying,
No Fuck, No Ride!
(Sorry about the vulgarity ladies)
He thinks, "Well at least I'll have some company.
He pulls out onto I-10 and heads for Houston. When he rolls into town he see a good looking gal hitch hiking. He stops and gives her a ride. After about 5 miles he asks her, "You fuck?" She says, "Hell no!" He stops and throws her out and yells, "No fuck, No ride!"
This happens twice more.
Finally, He gets close to his destination and he is riding on the Maryland turnpike when he notices that the parrot had gotten out of his cage.
Then he sees red lights flashing in his side mirror. He checks his speed, 55 mph; he thinks what the hell does that smokey want me for?
He pulls over and meets the officer about halfway down his trailer and says, "What did you stop me for, I wasn't speedin?"
The cop says, "I know you weren't, but for the last five miles there has been this parrot on your trailer throwing chickens all over the road saying,
No Fuck, No Ride!
(Sorry about the vulgarity ladies)