When Ollie lived here on earth, he wasn't a very nice guy. When he died, he did not go up, he went down. The first day he was there, Satan came to see him and said Ollie, what do you think? Ollie replied, It is pretty hot, but not much worse than baling hay in Minnesota in July. This really aggravated Satan and he went and turned the furnace up full blast. The next day he went to see Ollie again and asked Ollie, What do you think now? Again Ollie replied, It is really hot, but not much worse than mowing hay in Minnesota in August. This really pissed Satan off and he went and turned the heat off completely. No heat whatsoever. The next day he goes to see Ollie again. Ollie is all huddled up in a corner, yesterdays sweat frozen on him. Satan again asks, Ollie what do you think now? Ollie looks up at him and got a little grin on his face and said "Cubs won the World Series".