An elderly Scotsman boards a train in London. At the first stop he hurries off the train then gets back on at the last second. He does this at the next station, and the next.
Two English gents have been watching this and wondering what is going on. One of them says "You know, Mctavish, they have facalities on the train. Why do you keep rushing off?" The old man says, "Well, I'll tell you laddies. I've been to the doctor, and I'm a very sick man. He said if I want to see home before I die I'd best hurry. And even at that I may not make it."
"So I'm buying my ticket one station at a time."
Two English gents have been watching this and wondering what is going on. One of them says "You know, Mctavish, they have facalities on the train. Why do you keep rushing off?" The old man says, "Well, I'll tell you laddies. I've been to the doctor, and I'm a very sick man. He said if I want to see home before I die I'd best hurry. And even at that I may not make it."
"So I'm buying my ticket one station at a time."
