Only neurotic girls are any fun

[rprp29]

Must have tattoo (chinese writing and butterflies, okay; no rainbows, gnomes or battle scenes). Must own late model Alfa Romeo or town-hopping 4x4 with radial tires (and snows). Should be well tanned, blue eyed, blonde, (sunny yellow, not platinum or dishwater), and have own luggage. Must be T'ai Chi expert and familiar with multiple bodyrub techniques. Must have own chilli recipe (no celery). Must bathe, not shower. Must have working command of Latin (hear it, speak it, order and hail cabs in it). Must have own obscure electronica collection (circa 1980-89, good to mint condition, bagged for clean and easy storage). Must understand the tube and make a mean cup of tea. Can be pensive but not moody. Must possess lots (I mean it) of cushions to build forts with.