Opinion Poll on Iraq

[Biggles of 266]

Please help fill this in, it's an Australian government supported opinion poll on invading Iraq. We need your help to decide this issue. No jokes, no smart-assery (hey, I just made up a word).

http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/polls/iraq/vote/

Biggles

 

[TickledToDeath]

Two people. Two keys. One button. Press button. Wait..... hear and see big boom. Sattelite picture sees big empty hole where those grease ball asswipe mutherfuckers USED to be.

TTD

 

[Krokus]

Yea

I second that. Bout' time we put an end to this.

 

[Biggles of 266]

so which answers did you choose?

 

[amk714]

I didn't choose any answers, Biggles! That poll's way too hawkish for me. 😛 But thanks for the link. 🙂

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

The problem with this poll is that there are no options for NOT invading Iraq or any other countries. Oh well. Look at the war crazed psychos! LOL!!!

 

[TickledToDeath]

Woops, didn't think to actually post our responses...

hoooooooooooooowever, here were/are mine:



CNNNN Market Research


Other than Iraq, how many countries should the US be allowed to invade during the War on Terror?
* As many as it likes


To properly avenge September 11, how many Iraqi civilians should the US kill?
* Unlimited


What do you think the US invasion of Iraq should be called?
* The Final Solution


What’s an appropriate amount of Baghdad for the US Military to destroy?
* All of it


How would you feel about the US using nuclear weapons against Iraq?
* Can’t understand what we’re waiting for


TTD

 

[TickledToDeath]

Re: Yea

I second that. Bout' time we put an end to this.

Thanks for the Support!
Now all we need it the President,Vice President,Speaker of the House, House of Representitives,Congess,Senate,more of the people of this aledgedly strong powerful great {free?} nation of ours,The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and those people who stuff cotton in aspirin bottles, permission!
🙄 😉


TTD😛 😉 😀

 

[asutickler]

Heh! I picked the same answers as TTD, except I thought it should be called "Operation God's Fist!"


Seriously, though, why waste a nuke on Iraq? Bomb their asses for about a month straight, blow up everything with an Iraqi military emblem on it, and then invade and hunt Saddam's ass down.


Personally, I say we save Saddam for trial... By which I mean tossing him into a mob of the people he's oppressed for the last 20-odd years. They'll probably cut his schlong off millimeter by millimeter... Which means they'll be done in 2 chops!

😛


ASUTickler

 

[milagros317]

Re: Woops, didn't think to actually post our responses...

Thanks for the link, Biggles. It felt good to answer the way that I really feel:


Other than Iraq, how many countries should the US be allowed to invade during the War on Terror?
> As many as it likes


To properly avenge September 11, how many Iraqi civilians should the US kill?
> Unlimited


What do you think the US invasion of Iraq should be called?
> Operation God's Fist


What’s an appropriate amount of Baghdad for the US Military to destroy?
> All of it


How would you feel about the US using nuclear weapons against Iraq?
> Can’t understand what we’re waiting for

 

[R. Davis]

Opinion Poll

That opinion poll is completely crazy. I'd like the UNITED STATES to be done with Iraq also. Please note the U.S. is famous for bombing the hell out of other countries then turning around and rebuilding that same country. Rebuilding other countries when your economy is on shaky legs doesn't sound too cool with me.

 

[QBWeaver]

Why would you want to wipe out Iraq when the only problem is really Saddam and his cronies?

The Iraqi people are a warm, gracious people with a beautiful culture. They don't know about westernized society nor should they have to live this way. However, I would like to see them given the opportunity to live without fear of retaliation if they don't agree 100% with their countries ruler.

We need to address the resolution where it belongs and not impact the rest of those fine people who are good and caring and deserve more freedoms than they have today.

 

[ShiningIce]

Jesus whats with you people you cant kill an ENTIRE nation just because their leaders a psychopath. Imagine if the world was deciding wether or not to nuke us just on good ol Dubya.....We'd be doomed.

 

[Strelnikov]

I find myself agreeing with Ice again. Invade Iraq, hang the bastard and all of his cronies, but there's no need to slag the place. Makes it hard to drill for oil if the soil glows in the dark...

BTW Biggles - I didn't vote, because I'm not an Australian. Whether or not you blokes go to war is for you to sort out with your own government. It's none of my business, either way.

Strelnikov

 

[Biggles of 266]

aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Now I know how Red feels all the time! I can't believe nobody spotted the insane possibilities that this poll offered. AMK was kinda close... but nobody got it...

Do you really all think that an appropriate number of Iraqi civilians killed would be "Unlimited"?

Should the US invasion really be called "The Final Solution"?

Will it be appropriate to destroy "All of Baghdad", or "Only the Bits Where People Live"?

And please... please, tell me you don't think it's a good idea to nuke a country, just to get rid of their leader...



THIS QUIZ WAS A JOKE

A HORRIBLE JOKE THAT NOBODY GOT

unbe-farking-lievable...

Biggles