An oldie but a goodie. 😀
A little girl asked her mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies no, because the dog is in heat. What does that mean asks the girl?
Go ask your dad, he's in the garage. Going into the garage, the girl says dad I want to take Belle for a walk but mom says she's in heat and to ask you.
Dad say's bring Belle here. He takes a rag, soaks it in gasoline and scrubs the dog's backside with it. Ok, now you can take Belle for a walk, but keep her on the leash and come right back.
The girl returns a few minutes later with no dog. Where's Belle asks dad.
Well dad, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
so another dog is pushing her home.
A little girl asked her mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies no, because the dog is in heat. What does that mean asks the girl?
Go ask your dad, he's in the garage. Going into the garage, the girl says dad I want to take Belle for a walk but mom says she's in heat and to ask you.
Dad say's bring Belle here. He takes a rag, soaks it in gasoline and scrubs the dog's backside with it. Ok, now you can take Belle for a walk, but keep her on the leash and come right back.
The girl returns a few minutes later with no dog. Where's Belle asks dad.
Well dad, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
so another dog is pushing her home.
egad!
