The Good Guys embarked on their next road trip to the West Coast. They went four and five on the trip, losing two of three in San Fransisco, before winning two of three in San Diego, and again losing two of three in Los Angeles. They returned home, on a Sunday night, at midnight, to begin a nine game homestand.
While Mitch was away, he engaged in serious discussions with Naomi about issues in their marriage. It seemed to him that Naomi often wanted to spend the couple's time online, or on the phone, while Mitch was away, in conversations involving general issues of the world, and not in discussions that would directly aid in fixing their marriage. Mitch became exasperated, and asked Naomi why she could not be more focused on discussing, and dealing with, the real issues in their marriage, instead of insisting on general discussion all the time. Naomi gave a sharp retort of:" We have to do general because I asked you to. What you do in our marriage has to look good to me, and make me feel good, and not Mitch. If you dont make me feel good, then we dont have give and take. It's like with the whole foot smelling, and ladder climbing things you ask me to do. I dont ask you why, I just do them, because you ask me to, and need me to. As your wife, I think about Mitch first, as I am supposed to. Well, as my husband, you need to think of Naomi first" Mitch still didnt understand it, or really like it, but, to avoid further troubles, he agreed.
When Mitch arrived home on Sunday night at midnight, Naomi was up waiting for him. He undressed quickly, and the couple went into bed. Mitch held Naomi, and mused:" So, what do I do with you, Australian? Do I lie here and fuck your brains out, or do I rip off all your clothes, and tie you up, and tickle you to death all night?" "Oh, and I dont get any say in the matter?" Naomi shot back. "I could get you a gag, Aussie, so you wont have any say at all. However, since we arent into gags, and I love to actually hear your laughter, and pleading when I tickle you, I will forgo the gag" Mitch replied. The couple went into the shower in their bathroom, showered, and sat on the bench. When they emerged, from the shower, wet, and dried off, Naomi went over to the bed, naked, and sat down. Mitch followed, and, seeing his wife naked across the room, his penis began to stiffen. "Is that erect monster for me, American?" Naomi said, sarcastically. "Well, you dont see any other naked women here, do you, Australian? So, I guess the erect monster is for you and only you. You gave it to me, and you are going to help me get rid of it, if you know what I mean" Mitch shot back. "Your dick is so big. If I didnt love you so much, I'd tell you it hurts, but, I can live with it, because it can also make me feel good." Naomi said. "Well, thank you very much, I'm glad that my huge pecker gives you such pleasure, Australian" Mitch replied. The couple got into bed, made love, and really didnt tickle until after. As they lied holding each other, Mitch was behind Naomi, and began to tickle attack her sides with his fingers, causing her to writhe, and squeal:HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE! HEY! IAM SO TIRED FROM JUST HAVING MY BRAINS FUCKED OUT! WHAT THE FUCK GIVES WITH THE TICKLING! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! "I tickled you because I felt like it, no other reason, okay?" Mitch said. "Well, okay then" Naomi said.
The next night, after a relaxing day for Mitch and Naomi at home, the Good Guys gathered at the ballpark, to open their nine game homestand, and a series against the Washington Nationals. Kate Hudson was the starter. She pitched dominantly. She didnt have her top strikeout speed, as she fanned only eight, and her top fastball was clocked at 92 mph, instead of the usual 96 or 97 MPH, but, it was more than enough, as she fired a complete game shutout, in a 4-0 Good Guy win. Gil Bellows had the ball on Tuesday night. Gil gave up two runs in seven innings, as the Good Guys broke a 2-2 tie with four big runs in the seventh. They had to sweat out the ninth, but Hilary Duff put out the fire, for a 6-4 Paradise victory. Charlize Theron pitched on Wednesday night. She got hammered, allowing five runs in four innings, as the Good Guys got absolutely none, and fell, 5-0.
Thursday was an off day. That day, in counseling, the couple discussed underlying issues they were having, in spite of the fact that no volcanic fights had erupted that week thus far, and they were still sleeping together, tickling, and having sex. "He just doesnt get it. He says and does things that he feels I want to hear, or that will get him out of hot water if he gets in it, but all they really do is to irritate me, because I feel that he is saying these things just to shut "Naomi The Bitch" up. It cant be that way, American. You have to feel my heart, the way that I feel yours, or, we have serious problems" The couple walked out of counseling that day not happy at each other, and slept in seperate rooms that night. Hopefully, it was just a short blowout, and not an ongoing issue.
The Phillies came to town on Friday night. Neve Campbell was on the mound. She gave up three runs in her five innings, but the Good Guys erupted offensively, breaking a 3-3 tie with a five run fifth inning. The Phils could not come back, as they got only one more run for the game, and the Good Guys prevailed, by an 8-4 score. Rachel Leigh Cook got hit very hard on Saturday night, and the game was never a contest, as the Phillies won, 7-2. Kate Hudson had the ball on a hot, humid, 91 degree Paradise Island Sunday Afternoon, in front of a sellout. That day, Kate did not try to strike everyone out, as she fanned only four in her six innings of work. The game was tied,
1-1 in the sixth, when the Good Guys hit three solo homers in a row. The Phillies tried to rally, but could not, as the Good Guys added more runs in the seventh and eighth innings, and came away with a 7-3 win.
The Reds entered Paradise on Monday night, in the last series of the homestand, before the Good Guys would go away again. Gil Bellows took his turn on Monday. Bellows got his ass kicked, getting hit for nine runs, in three innings, of a 9-4 bashing. Charlize Theron had the ball on Tuesday night. She had her good stuff that night, firing six great innings, and allowing only one run, as the Good Guys hit two homers, and won, 4-1. Neve Campbell had the ball on a sunny, hot, 93 degree Paradise Island Wednesday afternoon, in front of a sellout. Neve got hit hard, allowing five runs in six innings. Luckily for the Good Guys, they had their hitting shoes on that day as well, scoring five runs of their own. The game was deadlocked, 5-5 in the eighth, when Ed Burns hit a homer. Duff gave the fans some Rolaids moments in the ninth, but got the save, and the Good Guys finished off a 6-5 Paradise Island win, that completed a fine six and three homestand. On field, more good play dominated, while off field, tension and issues seemed to remain.
In the meantime, the team held it's Saturday night tickle party. The featured lee would be a tall, brunette sales person in the women's clothing store at the ballpark, who was always teasing the guys with her feet. She was tied hands and feet to the bed, in a bra and panties, in the middle of the fetish club. Second baseman Russell began the tickle on the salesgirl's neck with fingers, as her head shifted, and the giggles began:HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Working down, Center Fielder Ed Burns was next, tickling the salesgirl on her underarms, sides, ribs, and belly with fingers, as her laughter continued:HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE! Moving down, Left Fielder Dawson was the next ler, tickling the salesgirl on her hips, inner thighs, and knees with fingers, causing more squealing:HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! Finally, Mitch positioned himself at the salesgirl's pretty feet, Mitch attacked her feet with fingers, two feathers, and an electric toothbrush over her soles and ten toes. The salesgirl went beserk, wiggling her toes every which way, and screaming with laughter, begging for mercy:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! MY FEET AND TOES ARE SO TICKLISH! I GIVE UP! HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle ended,and the exhausted sales girl was untied.
On Thursday evening, Naomi drove Mitch to Nassau International, so that he could catch the team flight to Washington DC. "A bit tension filled homestand this time, American. Remember what I told you. Go off, play well, and I will be here waiting when you get back"
So, it had been a bit of a tension filled homestand for the couple. Now came another ten day road trip. What would happen next? That answer to come in the continuing story of the Tickle Team From Paradise Island.
The End
While Mitch was away, he engaged in serious discussions with Naomi about issues in their marriage. It seemed to him that Naomi often wanted to spend the couple's time online, or on the phone, while Mitch was away, in conversations involving general issues of the world, and not in discussions that would directly aid in fixing their marriage. Mitch became exasperated, and asked Naomi why she could not be more focused on discussing, and dealing with, the real issues in their marriage, instead of insisting on general discussion all the time. Naomi gave a sharp retort of:" We have to do general because I asked you to. What you do in our marriage has to look good to me, and make me feel good, and not Mitch. If you dont make me feel good, then we dont have give and take. It's like with the whole foot smelling, and ladder climbing things you ask me to do. I dont ask you why, I just do them, because you ask me to, and need me to. As your wife, I think about Mitch first, as I am supposed to. Well, as my husband, you need to think of Naomi first" Mitch still didnt understand it, or really like it, but, to avoid further troubles, he agreed.
When Mitch arrived home on Sunday night at midnight, Naomi was up waiting for him. He undressed quickly, and the couple went into bed. Mitch held Naomi, and mused:" So, what do I do with you, Australian? Do I lie here and fuck your brains out, or do I rip off all your clothes, and tie you up, and tickle you to death all night?" "Oh, and I dont get any say in the matter?" Naomi shot back. "I could get you a gag, Aussie, so you wont have any say at all. However, since we arent into gags, and I love to actually hear your laughter, and pleading when I tickle you, I will forgo the gag" Mitch replied. The couple went into the shower in their bathroom, showered, and sat on the bench. When they emerged, from the shower, wet, and dried off, Naomi went over to the bed, naked, and sat down. Mitch followed, and, seeing his wife naked across the room, his penis began to stiffen. "Is that erect monster for me, American?" Naomi said, sarcastically. "Well, you dont see any other naked women here, do you, Australian? So, I guess the erect monster is for you and only you. You gave it to me, and you are going to help me get rid of it, if you know what I mean" Mitch shot back. "Your dick is so big. If I didnt love you so much, I'd tell you it hurts, but, I can live with it, because it can also make me feel good." Naomi said. "Well, thank you very much, I'm glad that my huge pecker gives you such pleasure, Australian" Mitch replied. The couple got into bed, made love, and really didnt tickle until after. As they lied holding each other, Mitch was behind Naomi, and began to tickle attack her sides with his fingers, causing her to writhe, and squeal:HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE! HEY! IAM SO TIRED FROM JUST HAVING MY BRAINS FUCKED OUT! WHAT THE FUCK GIVES WITH THE TICKLING! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! "I tickled you because I felt like it, no other reason, okay?" Mitch said. "Well, okay then" Naomi said.
The next night, after a relaxing day for Mitch and Naomi at home, the Good Guys gathered at the ballpark, to open their nine game homestand, and a series against the Washington Nationals. Kate Hudson was the starter. She pitched dominantly. She didnt have her top strikeout speed, as she fanned only eight, and her top fastball was clocked at 92 mph, instead of the usual 96 or 97 MPH, but, it was more than enough, as she fired a complete game shutout, in a 4-0 Good Guy win. Gil Bellows had the ball on Tuesday night. Gil gave up two runs in seven innings, as the Good Guys broke a 2-2 tie with four big runs in the seventh. They had to sweat out the ninth, but Hilary Duff put out the fire, for a 6-4 Paradise victory. Charlize Theron pitched on Wednesday night. She got hammered, allowing five runs in four innings, as the Good Guys got absolutely none, and fell, 5-0.
Thursday was an off day. That day, in counseling, the couple discussed underlying issues they were having, in spite of the fact that no volcanic fights had erupted that week thus far, and they were still sleeping together, tickling, and having sex. "He just doesnt get it. He says and does things that he feels I want to hear, or that will get him out of hot water if he gets in it, but all they really do is to irritate me, because I feel that he is saying these things just to shut "Naomi The Bitch" up. It cant be that way, American. You have to feel my heart, the way that I feel yours, or, we have serious problems" The couple walked out of counseling that day not happy at each other, and slept in seperate rooms that night. Hopefully, it was just a short blowout, and not an ongoing issue.
The Phillies came to town on Friday night. Neve Campbell was on the mound. She gave up three runs in her five innings, but the Good Guys erupted offensively, breaking a 3-3 tie with a five run fifth inning. The Phils could not come back, as they got only one more run for the game, and the Good Guys prevailed, by an 8-4 score. Rachel Leigh Cook got hit very hard on Saturday night, and the game was never a contest, as the Phillies won, 7-2. Kate Hudson had the ball on a hot, humid, 91 degree Paradise Island Sunday Afternoon, in front of a sellout. That day, Kate did not try to strike everyone out, as she fanned only four in her six innings of work. The game was tied,
1-1 in the sixth, when the Good Guys hit three solo homers in a row. The Phillies tried to rally, but could not, as the Good Guys added more runs in the seventh and eighth innings, and came away with a 7-3 win.
The Reds entered Paradise on Monday night, in the last series of the homestand, before the Good Guys would go away again. Gil Bellows took his turn on Monday. Bellows got his ass kicked, getting hit for nine runs, in three innings, of a 9-4 bashing. Charlize Theron had the ball on Tuesday night. She had her good stuff that night, firing six great innings, and allowing only one run, as the Good Guys hit two homers, and won, 4-1. Neve Campbell had the ball on a sunny, hot, 93 degree Paradise Island Wednesday afternoon, in front of a sellout. Neve got hit hard, allowing five runs in six innings. Luckily for the Good Guys, they had their hitting shoes on that day as well, scoring five runs of their own. The game was deadlocked, 5-5 in the eighth, when Ed Burns hit a homer. Duff gave the fans some Rolaids moments in the ninth, but got the save, and the Good Guys finished off a 6-5 Paradise Island win, that completed a fine six and three homestand. On field, more good play dominated, while off field, tension and issues seemed to remain.
In the meantime, the team held it's Saturday night tickle party. The featured lee would be a tall, brunette sales person in the women's clothing store at the ballpark, who was always teasing the guys with her feet. She was tied hands and feet to the bed, in a bra and panties, in the middle of the fetish club. Second baseman Russell began the tickle on the salesgirl's neck with fingers, as her head shifted, and the giggles began:HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Working down, Center Fielder Ed Burns was next, tickling the salesgirl on her underarms, sides, ribs, and belly with fingers, as her laughter continued:HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE! Moving down, Left Fielder Dawson was the next ler, tickling the salesgirl on her hips, inner thighs, and knees with fingers, causing more squealing:HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE! Finally, Mitch positioned himself at the salesgirl's pretty feet, Mitch attacked her feet with fingers, two feathers, and an electric toothbrush over her soles and ten toes. The salesgirl went beserk, wiggling her toes every which way, and screaming with laughter, begging for mercy:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OMG PLEASE NO MORE! MY FEET AND TOES ARE SO TICKLISH! I GIVE UP! HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE! Finally, the tickle ended,and the exhausted sales girl was untied.
On Thursday evening, Naomi drove Mitch to Nassau International, so that he could catch the team flight to Washington DC. "A bit tension filled homestand this time, American. Remember what I told you. Go off, play well, and I will be here waiting when you get back"
So, it had been a bit of a tension filled homestand for the couple. Now came another ten day road trip. What would happen next? That answer to come in the continuing story of the Tickle Team From Paradise Island.
The End
