Bear porn leaves pandas cold
April 02 2007 at 12:02PM
Bangkok - Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo on Monday resorted to artificially inseminating a female panda after failing to stimulate a natural liaison between two pandas on loan from China with some bear pornography.
"We have to admit that the panda pornography failed," said Sopol Damnui, director of Thailand's Zoological Park Organisation.
The organisation had been piping in panda porn to the air-conditioned cage of Chuang Chuang, six, and Lin Hui, five, at the Chiang Mai Zoo since March 26 in the hopes that the scenes of explicit sex would prove an inspiration for the inexperienced couple.
Unfortunately, nothing happened and zoo officials decided they couldn't wait any longer.
"At first we were expecting Lin Hui's hormone level to peak on April 9 but it peaked yesterday (Sunday), and when we put them together nothing happened," said Sopol.
On Monday, a team of Thai, Chinese and United States veterinarians extracted three lots of semen from Chuang Chuang and used it to artificially inseminate Lin Hui. A second attempt will be made on Tuesday and the third lot has been put on ice.
"I'm 80 percent confident that this will succeed," Sopol told reporters in Chiang Mai, 560 kilometres north of Bangkok.
China loaned the panda couple to the Chiang Mai Zoo in October, 2003 for a 10-year period. - Sapa-dpa
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FORM A COUNTRY THAT NAMES A CITY" BANG KOK "
April 02 2007 at 12:02PM
Bangkok - Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo on Monday resorted to artificially inseminating a female panda after failing to stimulate a natural liaison between two pandas on loan from China with some bear pornography.
"We have to admit that the panda pornography failed," said Sopol Damnui, director of Thailand's Zoological Park Organisation.
The organisation had been piping in panda porn to the air-conditioned cage of Chuang Chuang, six, and Lin Hui, five, at the Chiang Mai Zoo since March 26 in the hopes that the scenes of explicit sex would prove an inspiration for the inexperienced couple.
Unfortunately, nothing happened and zoo officials decided they couldn't wait any longer.
"At first we were expecting Lin Hui's hormone level to peak on April 9 but it peaked yesterday (Sunday), and when we put them together nothing happened," said Sopol.
On Monday, a team of Thai, Chinese and United States veterinarians extracted three lots of semen from Chuang Chuang and used it to artificially inseminate Lin Hui. A second attempt will be made on Tuesday and the third lot has been put on ice.
"I'm 80 percent confident that this will succeed," Sopol told reporters in Chiang Mai, 560 kilometres north of Bangkok.
China loaned the panda couple to the Chiang Mai Zoo in October, 2003 for a 10-year period. - Sapa-dpa
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FORM A COUNTRY THAT NAMES A CITY" BANG KOK "
