okay folks, time for the next chapter in this pay per view. just 3 parts remaining! i am glad you are enjoying them and there is more to come as there is a draft lottery after the pay per view. who will go to another brand? small names? big names? who knows! anyway, on with the pay per view. characters of WOW can be found at www.wowe.com WWE Divas (some of them...) at www.wwedivas.com GLOW characters at www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/7076/ Hollywood at www.webkitten.com Terri Gold at www.heatherlee.org and Lana Star at www.absolutelana.com enjoy!
Beckie walked back into her dressing room, her head down and fighting tears. she had just lost the WOWE Continental title to Chyna. her barefoot felt the plush carpet as she sat down on the couch. Terri Gold immediately sat next to her and comforted her.
"It's going to be okay Beckie...it's going to be okay..." Terri told her.
"i....i lost Terri...i lost my title....i cant believe it..." Beckie cried.
"hey, you are still an excellent champion! you tried your best..." Terri told her.
"i cant believe i tapped out....this tickling thing is crazy...i cant believe i would actually give up something i cherish so much by having my foot tickled." Beckie continued.
"trust me, i know how you feel..." Terri whispered as she remembered when Hollywood made her submit by tickling her foot and losing her title. twice!
"Terri, you HAVE to win tonight! if you lose, then the tWo will have all three titles!" Beckie pleaded.
"i am going to try my best......." Terri gulped. she knew Hollywood was going to go after her greatest weakness.
Bronco Billie walked into the dressing room and hugged Beckie. "Beckie, i am so sorry! but dont worry, next time you face Chyna, you will make her submit! you have to believe!"
"thanks...." Beckie tried to smile.
all three friends had a group hug and they all knew that they had to learn how to survive being tickled, otherwise, the tWo would have absolute power.
Chyna walked into the tWo locker room with a huge smile and the championship title on her shoulder. she was greeted and hi-fived by her fellow tWo members.
"what's up..CHAMP???!!!!" Hollywood told her, then hugged her.
"nothing much...you know, same ol' same ol!! just making some weak bitches submit to the power of CHYNA!!! now, we have a champions that people can look up to!!!" Chyna smiled.
"DA!!! the tWo has ALL three championship titles in WOWE!!!" Ninotchka announced.
"and trust me.....after this pay per view ends, we will STILL have all three titles!!! i am going to enjoy making that pathetic loser Terri submit to me for the THIRD time! this is just.......too.........sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!" Hollywood laughed.
the tWo then began to pour champagne over Chyna's head and celebrated at her victory. they all had high confidence that Hollywood was going to beat Terri Gold...again.
Johnny C: "i cant believe it Brain! total anarchy in WOWE!!! the tWo has control of all three titles at the moment."
Bobby: "at the moment? are you kidding? it is just as good as GOLD that Hollywood will defeat that loser Terri Gold. i mean, c'mon, Terri Gold is and will always be a paper wrestler. she has never beaten Hollywood and she NEVER will!!"
Johnny C: "well, right now we might have the same situation here in the WOWF! remember folks, Jackie Gayda and Francine are the WOWF Tag Team champions. if Lana wins the U.S. title and Trish sucessfully defends her World title, the Glamour Girls will hold all three WOWF titles!"
Bobby: "what do you mean 'if'?? you mean WHEN Lana wins the title. she has that title all wrapped up!"
Johnny C: "that remains to be seen Brain. right now, Terri Runnels is standing by with the Fabulous Lana Star.."
"thanks Johnny, this is Terri Runnels standing by with the #1 contender for the WOWF United States Championship, Lana Star. Lana, tonight you have the opportunity to wear championship gold. do you think you have what it takes to defeat Americana?" Terri asked.
"you're kidding right? of course you dimwit i have what it takes to beat that loser Americana!!! i am the perfect American! i'm absolutely beautiful! i'm smart, i'm hella sexy!! i AM the STAR and EXECUTIVE PRODUCER of this organization!! i have a body to die for and i am just better than everyone, much like how America is better than anyone else in the world! it is my destiny to represent this country! how can you ask such a stupid question? you really are stupid! you must be...French." Lana rolled her eyes.
"Lana, i am not French! i think Americana is going to beat you tonight!" Terri yelled back.
"oh, you think so? stupid Frenchwoman..." Lana smiled.
Terri looked at Lana, then saw blackness as she was hit from behind in the head with a mirror. Patti Pizzazz stood over her body as she hi-fived Lana. Patti removed Terri's high heels and tied her ankles together.
"now Patti, have fun while i take care of Americana...." Lana smiled as she walked away.
Patti Pizzazz stared at the soles of Terri Runnels. with a giddy look on her face, she trapped the ankles between her thighs and began to run her nails over the soles, causing Terri to wake up and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"PATTI!!! NOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA! STOP!!!! DONT TICKLE MY FEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!" Terri laughed.
"you were MEAN to Lana!!! now, i get to tickle your feet!!! kitchy kitchy koo!!!" Patti teased.
"I'M SORRY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY!!!!!" Terri laughed.
Patti continued to tickle Terri's feet and loved it when Terri screamed as her toes were touched. Terri Runnels tapped the concrete floor as she couldnt stand having her delicate feet tickled. Patti just drummed her nails up and down the soles and had a huge smile as she enjoyed tormenting the soles of Terri's feet.
LANA STAR (Glamour Girls)
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AMERICANA (GLOW-WOWF United States Champion)
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WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
Johnny C: "somebody get help for Terri Runnels!!! that poor woman is being tortured!!!"
Bobby: "so what? she DESERVES it! that's what she gets for irritating Lana Star! much like how France irritates everyone in the world!"
Johnny C: "SHE'S NOT FRENCH!!!"
Bobby: "sure she isnt....did you see how fast she tapped the concrete? much like France, she quits right away! hahahahahahahahahaha!!
"ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Women Of Wrestling Federation UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! introducing first the challenger, she hails from Beverly Hills California, she is the self proclaimed star and executive producer of WOW, she is the FABULOUS...LANA STAR!!!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the arena lights turned pink and the crowd booed as the music of Lana Star began to play. finally, Lana Star appeared at the top of the stage and she flashed her smile as she began to walk towards the ring. wearing her pink leather top, with pink leather shorts and hot pink wrestling boots, Lana walked to the ring with a confident look. she loved pay per views and was determined to shine in this event. she was also looking to redeem herself after submitting to Jungle Grrl at the last pay per view SCORN. she also missed being a champion, being a former WOW World Champion. she got into the ring and waved to Bobby Heenan.
Bobby: "i love you Lana!!! destroy that worthless ham an egger!!!"
Johnny C: "you suck up! why dont you ask her why she had her 'personal assistant' attack Terri Runnels?!"
Bobby: "why? Terri is worthless....you know, she is the perfect example of a great American. women are jealous of Lana, just like the rest of the world is jealous of America! plus, she's from Beverly Hills! the greatest city on Earth!"
Johnny C: "dont make me puke Brain..."
Bobby: "well, if you did, it would make an improvement on that suit of yours. will you just look at Lana!"
Lillian Garcia paused, then held the microphone. ".....and her opponent, making her way to the ring, please welcome the WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION.........AMERICANA!!!!!!!" she announced as she was told that there was no interview with Americana in her ear piece.
the crowd exploded into cheers as the song "Real American" played on the loudspeakers and Americana made her appearance at the top of the stage. wearing her flag decorated wrestling bodysuit, with red/white/blue wrestling boots, Americana walked to the ring with a huge smile. the red-strapped U.S. championship belt was wrapped around her waist and she focused on her match. she knew Lana was very dangerous and if she wasnt careful, she would lose her title. Americana got into the ring and saluted the crowd who was in a frenzy at this point.
Bobby: "WHY IS SHE PLAYING THAT SONG?!! i HATE that song with every fiber in my being!!!"
Johnny C: "that's a lot of fiber..."
Bobby: "shut up Johnny Boy!! i liked her other music 'American Badass'! why is she playing this crap?"
Johnny C: "because she IS a real American Brain! besides, we didnt even get her prematch thoughts because of what your favorite person did!"
Bobby: "that's a good thing! the only thing that would come out of her mouth is hot garbage!"
Sceej56, the referee, took the United States Championship belt and held it up for all to see what was on the line. Lana stared at it and chuckled to herself. Americana looked at Lana and she was ready. the bell rang and Americana charged Lana Star. she started to punch away at the pink diva, stunning her. Americana then got the crowd to chant "WOOOOOOO!!" with some well placed chops to Lana's chest. Lana was in pain and next thing she knew, she was whipped over to a corner and Americana followed up with a Stinger splash. Lana fell to the mat in a heap and Americana made the cover. 1..................2..............KICKOUT!!!! Americana then pulled Lana up by the hair, then scooped her up and slammed her to the mat. she then bounced off the ropes and dropped a leg. again, she went for the cover. 1............2.........KICKOUT. Americana then waited for Lana to get to her feet, then she dropkicked Lana and Lana fell out of the ring and onto the arena floor. the crowd was in a frenzy. Americana then got to the top rope and stood up high for all to see. Lana slowly got up to her feet and turned around. Americana then jumped off the top rope and did a flying body press onto Lana Star. the crowd was in a frenzy as they couldnt believe the high-risk manuever Americana did and chanted "HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!". Lana was laid out on the arena floor and Americana was slow to get up.
Johnny C: "WHAT A MANUEVER!!! WOW!!! Americana jumped off the top rope and crushed Lana Star! what a high risk she took!"
Bobby: "that woman is certifiably CRAZY!!! she could have killed Lana!!!"
Sceej56 made his count as both women were outside the ring. Americana got to her feet and pulled Lana up by the hair and threw her into the ring by the time Sceej56 got to the 9 count. Americana got into the ring and sat behind Lana. she then sat Lana up and wrapped her legs around Lana's sides and squeezed. Lana moaned in agony as she felt Americana's legs squeeze the life out of her. Americana squeezed harder and she knew Lana was getting weaker and weaker. she figured it was a good time to toy with Lana. she reached her hands forward and as she squeezed her legs, she began to tickle Lana's armpits.
"EEEP!!! DONT!!! THAT TIIIIIIHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHECCCCKKKLES!!!!" Lana shrieked.
Americana then tickled harder and Lana bursted into uncontrollable laughter. Americana felt the smooth skin of Lana's armpits and knew she had got a real sensitive spot for Lana. Lana just continued to laugh as the tickling was getting to her. she was running out of breath and she clamped her arms together, but it only trapped Americana's fingers in her armpits. Americana dugged even further and Lana screamed.
"give it up Lana....i am going to keep tickling you until you do....in fact, if you dont quit right now, i am going to tickle you, then i am going to really...REALLY....tickle those feet of yours...so what will it be? quit right now, or have those precious feet of yours tickled?" Americana teased.
Lana shrieked at the threat as she knew her feet were really sensitive to tickling. she then looked down and saw Americana's boots crossed in front of her. she reached her hands up and began to untie the boots. Americana felt her bootlaces coming untied and she released her leg scissors. Lana rolled on the mat exhausted and Americana re-tied her bootlaces. Americana knew she had to be careful, otherwise it would be Lana tormenting her. she walked over to Lana and tried to pull her up by the hair. Lana got to her knees, then low-blowed Americana. Americana fell over and Sceej56 admonished Lana for the dirty tactic.
Johnny C: "that was a low blow Brain!"
Bobby: "really Johnny? wow, Lana should have her wrist slapped for that one."
Johnny C: "c'mon Brain, why must Lana cheat?"
Bobby: "cheat? Lana isnt cheating! there was a bug between her legs and Lana killed it for her. talk about an ingrate!"
Johnny C: "oh give me a break....."
Lana got to her feet, then began to stomp on Americana. she kicked her in the ribs, then dropped and elbow onto her. Lana knew she had to get control of this match. she picked up Americana by her hair, scooped her up and slammed her to the mat. she then grabbed Americana's ankle and dropped and elbow on Americana's knee. Americana moaned in pain as Lana dropped several elbows. Lana then dragged Americana towards the ring post and then got out of the ring. she then rammed Americana's knee across the ringpost and Americana screamed in agony. Lana rammed the knee several more times and Americana continued to moan in pain. Lana got back into the ring and placed Americana's ankle on the bottom rope, then stomped on Americana's wounded knee. Americana's knee began to throb and Lana dropped her knee into the knee. Americana's vision was blurred with pain and Lana knew she had her. she then dragged Americana into the middle of the ring and put her in the figure four leglock. Americana screamed in pain as her knee was in tremendous agony. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to give up, but she refused. Lana tightened her grip on the hold and enjoyed watching Americana flop on the mat like a fish out of water. Lana then began to unlace Americana's boot and the reaction of Americana was priceless.
"DONT!!!! PLEASE LANA DONT TAKE OFF MY BOOT!!!" Americana pleaded.
"i'll give you a choice....submit now, or your foot gets tickled..." Lana smiled.
"i-i cant.....please dont...." Americana moaned. she knew she was in trouble.
"suit yourself.....now let's take this UGLY boot off..." Lana teased as she began to pull the boot off. the boot slid off Americana's helpless foot. she stared at the whit sweatsock which was partially covered by the stirrup of Americana's body suit. she took the stirrup strap and gently plucked it off of Americana's heel.
Americana watched in horror as she saw Lana's fingers grab the toe of her sock and began to pull. the sock slid off her heel and up the sole of her foot. she laid back down on the canvas as she prepared herself for her torture. Lana smiled evilly as the sock exposed more and more of the foot. Lana liked the soft skin of the sole and when she plucked the sock of Americana's toes. Lana grinned when she saw the soft pink skin and knew that she was going to drive Americana crazy. Lana knew this was her specialty. foot tickling. she is the one who brought tickling to women's wrestling and now, she was going to show everyone why she considered herself the best foot tickler.
"please....please dont....." Americana whimpered.
"laugh....BITCH!!!" Lana yelled as her fingers began to scrabble all over the tender sole.
"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!! HEHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHEEHEHAHA I CANT STAND IT!!!!" Americana laughed.
Lana continued to stroke the sole of Americana's foot and loved the soft feeling of the skin on her fingers. she watched Americana thrash all over, but she was trapped and in the middle of the ring. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to quit, but she refused. Lana then pulled the toes back and slowly raked her nails up and down the taut sole, sending Americana into hysterics. ticklish sensations ripped through her body and her eyes clenched shut, trying to block the sensations. Lana then began to draw lazy 8's on the sole and Americana went into silent laughter.
Johnny C: "Americana is in DEEP TROUBLE now! if she doesnt get out of this hold, we are going to have a new champion!"
Bobby: "it's just a matter of time Johnny, just a matter of time. no woman can survive getting their feet tickled by Lana Star! NO WOMAN!!!"
Lana got excited when she found a particulary ticklish spot on Americana's foot, right on the crease where the big toe meets the ball of the foot. Americana was getting weaker and weaker as the foot tickling took it's toll. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to submit and Americana shook her head "no". Lana only smiled and took it as a challenge. her fingers then danced in the arch and Americana's eyes popped wide open as new sensations tormented her. she could hear the crowd chant "USA!! USA!!! USA!!!" and Americana tried to fight the foot torture. she then tried to turn her body over and was getting some momentum and Lana stopped tickling. Lana felt herself getting turned over and she tried to fight it. Americana then used her remaining strength and flip Lana and herself over onto their stomachs, reversing the pressure of the figure four leglock. Lana let go of the hold as she screamed in pain. Americana gasped for air as the foot tickling took it's toll. Lana got back to her feet and was pissed off. she was really going to give it to Americana now. she reached for the bare ankle, but Americana used her still booted foot and kicked Lana in the head. Lana fell backwards and Americana "nipped-up" to her feet and when Lana charged towards her, she planted her barefoot in Lana's stomach, then delivered a DDT to Lana. the crowd cheered and Americana rolled Lana over and went for the cover. 1..................2.................kickout. the crowd moaned as Lana barely kicked out.
Bobby: "that's my girl!!!!"
Johnny C: "what a match!!! whoever wins this match deserves to be champion!"
Americana couldnt believe it. she then rolled Lana back over onto her stomach, crossed her ankles, then folded Lana's ankles onto her rear end. it was payback time. Americana began to unlace the boots. she wanted to torture Lana's feet. she managed to unlace the boots and with a strong tug, she managed to remove each boot. she then peeled off Lana's pink socks, exposing her soft, tender barefeet. Americana stared at the silver polish and the gold toe ring on Lana's feet. she looked at the pink soles and knew, this was going to be fun. she zipped her fingers up Lana's soles and Lana panicked.
"w-what are you doing?..you better not!!!! dont you dare tickle my FEEEEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Lana laughed.
Americana rapidly scurried her fingers up and down Lana's soles. she was impressed with the tenderness of the soles and noticed Lana took really good care of her feet. Americana had a wicked smile as she listened to Lana Star laugh like a wild banshee. she wanted Lana to pay for tickling her and it was going to be sweet to have the woman who introduced tickling to wrestling, submit to it herself. she pulled Lana's short toes back and tickled the delicate undersides of the toes. Lana laughed even harder. her toes were extra sensitive and she felt Americana's finger touching them. Sceej56 asked Lana if she wanted to submit and Lana refused. Americana then grabbed Lana's big toe, pulled it back and tickled the pad of the toe. Lana laughed even harder and she hated having her feet tickled. Americana then found a ticklish hot spot when she tickled between the big toe and index toe. Lana's eyes bugged out wide and a new set of hellacious ticklish sensations ripped through her body. Lana's eyes then filled with tears as she realized she was trapped in the middle of the ring and with Americana sitting on her shins, she couldnt pull herself to the ropes. she laid her head on the mat and continued to laugh.
Bobby: "COME ON LANA!!! FIGHT IT!!! FIGHT IT!!!!"
Johnny C: "it's almost over Brain! just think, Lana Star is going to submit to......FOOT TICKLING!!!! how great is that?"
the crowd then began to get on their feet as a figure ran towards the ring. Patti Pizzazz got on the ring apron and Sceej56 immediately went over to admonish her as Lana Star tapped the mat. Americana saw Lana tapping, but she also saw the referee talking with Patti. Americana got to her feet and went over to Patti Pizzazz and yelled at her. Sceej56 tried to break the two women up, then Americana finally slapped Patti off the ring apron. Americana pumped her fist and when she turned around, Lana kicked her in the midsection, then deliver a DDT. Lana then went for the cover. 1................2.............kickout!!! the crowd went nuts as Americana kicked out of the manuever. Lana winked at Patti, then rolled Americana over onto her stomach and then put her in the camel clutch. Lana pulled back really far and Americana moaned in pain. Lana then put her hands over Americana's mouth and pulled back further. Americana's legs were by the ropes, but Patti Pizzazz held down Americana's ankles, by wrapping her arms around the ankles. she stared at the sole of the wrestling boot, but also the sole of the barefoot! Patti then smiled and began to rake her nails up and down Americana's sole, tickling her. Americana began to giggle, but her laughter was muffled under Lana's hands. Lana positioned the camel clutch so that Sceej56 wouldnt be able to see Patti on the outside of the ring. a million thoughts went through Americana's mind as her back was in pain and now her feet were tickled. tears were flowing from her eyes as the two sensations, pain and tickling, ripped through her body. her mind turned to mush when Patti Pizzazz found her most ticklish spot. the crevices between her toes. Patti dug all her fingers between the toes and tickled hard. Americana couldnt take it anymore. Sceej56 asked her if she wanted to submit and she tapped the mat. Sceej56 called for the bell.
Bobby: "IT'S OVER!!!! LANA DID IT!!! AMERICANA SUBMITTED!!!!"
Johnny C: "i cant believe this!!! that dirty rotten woman!!!"
Bobby: "hey, dont talk that way about your mom!!"
Lana Star released the hold and she jumped for joy! Patti got into the ring and both women hugged each other as Americana slowly rolled out the ring in defeat. Sceej56 handed Lana the championship belt and Lana held it up high.
"..ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by a result of a submission....and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION.......LANA STAR!!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the arena lights turned pink and the Lana Star held up the title belt. a huge smile was on her face as she watched Americana get helped back up the ramp by Sceej56. a new title reign for Lana was about to begin!!!!
UP NEXT: Trish Stratus defends the WOWF World title against Jungle Grrl!!!
okay folks, how did you like this episode? only two matches remain and both are the main events!!! who will win? stay tuned! feedback always welcomed.
Beckie walked back into her dressing room, her head down and fighting tears. she had just lost the WOWE Continental title to Chyna. her barefoot felt the plush carpet as she sat down on the couch. Terri Gold immediately sat next to her and comforted her.
"It's going to be okay Beckie...it's going to be okay..." Terri told her.
"i....i lost Terri...i lost my title....i cant believe it..." Beckie cried.
"hey, you are still an excellent champion! you tried your best..." Terri told her.
"i cant believe i tapped out....this tickling thing is crazy...i cant believe i would actually give up something i cherish so much by having my foot tickled." Beckie continued.
"trust me, i know how you feel..." Terri whispered as she remembered when Hollywood made her submit by tickling her foot and losing her title. twice!
"Terri, you HAVE to win tonight! if you lose, then the tWo will have all three titles!" Beckie pleaded.
"i am going to try my best......." Terri gulped. she knew Hollywood was going to go after her greatest weakness.
Bronco Billie walked into the dressing room and hugged Beckie. "Beckie, i am so sorry! but dont worry, next time you face Chyna, you will make her submit! you have to believe!"
"thanks...." Beckie tried to smile.
all three friends had a group hug and they all knew that they had to learn how to survive being tickled, otherwise, the tWo would have absolute power.
Chyna walked into the tWo locker room with a huge smile and the championship title on her shoulder. she was greeted and hi-fived by her fellow tWo members.
"what's up..CHAMP???!!!!" Hollywood told her, then hugged her.
"nothing much...you know, same ol' same ol!! just making some weak bitches submit to the power of CHYNA!!! now, we have a champions that people can look up to!!!" Chyna smiled.
"DA!!! the tWo has ALL three championship titles in WOWE!!!" Ninotchka announced.
"and trust me.....after this pay per view ends, we will STILL have all three titles!!! i am going to enjoy making that pathetic loser Terri submit to me for the THIRD time! this is just.......too.........sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!" Hollywood laughed.
the tWo then began to pour champagne over Chyna's head and celebrated at her victory. they all had high confidence that Hollywood was going to beat Terri Gold...again.
Johnny C: "i cant believe it Brain! total anarchy in WOWE!!! the tWo has control of all three titles at the moment."
Bobby: "at the moment? are you kidding? it is just as good as GOLD that Hollywood will defeat that loser Terri Gold. i mean, c'mon, Terri Gold is and will always be a paper wrestler. she has never beaten Hollywood and she NEVER will!!"
Johnny C: "well, right now we might have the same situation here in the WOWF! remember folks, Jackie Gayda and Francine are the WOWF Tag Team champions. if Lana wins the U.S. title and Trish sucessfully defends her World title, the Glamour Girls will hold all three WOWF titles!"
Bobby: "what do you mean 'if'?? you mean WHEN Lana wins the title. she has that title all wrapped up!"
Johnny C: "that remains to be seen Brain. right now, Terri Runnels is standing by with the Fabulous Lana Star.."
"thanks Johnny, this is Terri Runnels standing by with the #1 contender for the WOWF United States Championship, Lana Star. Lana, tonight you have the opportunity to wear championship gold. do you think you have what it takes to defeat Americana?" Terri asked.
"you're kidding right? of course you dimwit i have what it takes to beat that loser Americana!!! i am the perfect American! i'm absolutely beautiful! i'm smart, i'm hella sexy!! i AM the STAR and EXECUTIVE PRODUCER of this organization!! i have a body to die for and i am just better than everyone, much like how America is better than anyone else in the world! it is my destiny to represent this country! how can you ask such a stupid question? you really are stupid! you must be...French." Lana rolled her eyes.
"Lana, i am not French! i think Americana is going to beat you tonight!" Terri yelled back.
"oh, you think so? stupid Frenchwoman..." Lana smiled.
Terri looked at Lana, then saw blackness as she was hit from behind in the head with a mirror. Patti Pizzazz stood over her body as she hi-fived Lana. Patti removed Terri's high heels and tied her ankles together.
"now Patti, have fun while i take care of Americana...." Lana smiled as she walked away.
Patti Pizzazz stared at the soles of Terri Runnels. with a giddy look on her face, she trapped the ankles between her thighs and began to run her nails over the soles, causing Terri to wake up and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"PATTI!!! NOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA! STOP!!!! DONT TICKLE MY FEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!" Terri laughed.
"you were MEAN to Lana!!! now, i get to tickle your feet!!! kitchy kitchy koo!!!" Patti teased.
"I'M SORRY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY!!!!!" Terri laughed.
Patti continued to tickle Terri's feet and loved it when Terri screamed as her toes were touched. Terri Runnels tapped the concrete floor as she couldnt stand having her delicate feet tickled. Patti just drummed her nails up and down the soles and had a huge smile as she enjoyed tormenting the soles of Terri's feet.
LANA STAR (Glamour Girls)
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AMERICANA (GLOW-WOWF United States Champion)
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WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
Johnny C: "somebody get help for Terri Runnels!!! that poor woman is being tortured!!!"
Bobby: "so what? she DESERVES it! that's what she gets for irritating Lana Star! much like how France irritates everyone in the world!"
Johnny C: "SHE'S NOT FRENCH!!!"
Bobby: "sure she isnt....did you see how fast she tapped the concrete? much like France, she quits right away! hahahahahahahahahaha!!
"ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Women Of Wrestling Federation UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! introducing first the challenger, she hails from Beverly Hills California, she is the self proclaimed star and executive producer of WOW, she is the FABULOUS...LANA STAR!!!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the arena lights turned pink and the crowd booed as the music of Lana Star began to play. finally, Lana Star appeared at the top of the stage and she flashed her smile as she began to walk towards the ring. wearing her pink leather top, with pink leather shorts and hot pink wrestling boots, Lana walked to the ring with a confident look. she loved pay per views and was determined to shine in this event. she was also looking to redeem herself after submitting to Jungle Grrl at the last pay per view SCORN. she also missed being a champion, being a former WOW World Champion. she got into the ring and waved to Bobby Heenan.
Bobby: "i love you Lana!!! destroy that worthless ham an egger!!!"
Johnny C: "you suck up! why dont you ask her why she had her 'personal assistant' attack Terri Runnels?!"
Bobby: "why? Terri is worthless....you know, she is the perfect example of a great American. women are jealous of Lana, just like the rest of the world is jealous of America! plus, she's from Beverly Hills! the greatest city on Earth!"
Johnny C: "dont make me puke Brain..."
Bobby: "well, if you did, it would make an improvement on that suit of yours. will you just look at Lana!"
Lillian Garcia paused, then held the microphone. ".....and her opponent, making her way to the ring, please welcome the WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION.........AMERICANA!!!!!!!" she announced as she was told that there was no interview with Americana in her ear piece.
the crowd exploded into cheers as the song "Real American" played on the loudspeakers and Americana made her appearance at the top of the stage. wearing her flag decorated wrestling bodysuit, with red/white/blue wrestling boots, Americana walked to the ring with a huge smile. the red-strapped U.S. championship belt was wrapped around her waist and she focused on her match. she knew Lana was very dangerous and if she wasnt careful, she would lose her title. Americana got into the ring and saluted the crowd who was in a frenzy at this point.
Bobby: "WHY IS SHE PLAYING THAT SONG?!! i HATE that song with every fiber in my being!!!"
Johnny C: "that's a lot of fiber..."
Bobby: "shut up Johnny Boy!! i liked her other music 'American Badass'! why is she playing this crap?"
Johnny C: "because she IS a real American Brain! besides, we didnt even get her prematch thoughts because of what your favorite person did!"
Bobby: "that's a good thing! the only thing that would come out of her mouth is hot garbage!"
Sceej56, the referee, took the United States Championship belt and held it up for all to see what was on the line. Lana stared at it and chuckled to herself. Americana looked at Lana and she was ready. the bell rang and Americana charged Lana Star. she started to punch away at the pink diva, stunning her. Americana then got the crowd to chant "WOOOOOOO!!" with some well placed chops to Lana's chest. Lana was in pain and next thing she knew, she was whipped over to a corner and Americana followed up with a Stinger splash. Lana fell to the mat in a heap and Americana made the cover. 1..................2..............KICKOUT!!!! Americana then pulled Lana up by the hair, then scooped her up and slammed her to the mat. she then bounced off the ropes and dropped a leg. again, she went for the cover. 1............2.........KICKOUT. Americana then waited for Lana to get to her feet, then she dropkicked Lana and Lana fell out of the ring and onto the arena floor. the crowd was in a frenzy. Americana then got to the top rope and stood up high for all to see. Lana slowly got up to her feet and turned around. Americana then jumped off the top rope and did a flying body press onto Lana Star. the crowd was in a frenzy as they couldnt believe the high-risk manuever Americana did and chanted "HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!". Lana was laid out on the arena floor and Americana was slow to get up.
Johnny C: "WHAT A MANUEVER!!! WOW!!! Americana jumped off the top rope and crushed Lana Star! what a high risk she took!"
Bobby: "that woman is certifiably CRAZY!!! she could have killed Lana!!!"
Sceej56 made his count as both women were outside the ring. Americana got to her feet and pulled Lana up by the hair and threw her into the ring by the time Sceej56 got to the 9 count. Americana got into the ring and sat behind Lana. she then sat Lana up and wrapped her legs around Lana's sides and squeezed. Lana moaned in agony as she felt Americana's legs squeeze the life out of her. Americana squeezed harder and she knew Lana was getting weaker and weaker. she figured it was a good time to toy with Lana. she reached her hands forward and as she squeezed her legs, she began to tickle Lana's armpits.
"EEEP!!! DONT!!! THAT TIIIIIIHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHECCCCKKKLES!!!!" Lana shrieked.
Americana then tickled harder and Lana bursted into uncontrollable laughter. Americana felt the smooth skin of Lana's armpits and knew she had got a real sensitive spot for Lana. Lana just continued to laugh as the tickling was getting to her. she was running out of breath and she clamped her arms together, but it only trapped Americana's fingers in her armpits. Americana dugged even further and Lana screamed.
"give it up Lana....i am going to keep tickling you until you do....in fact, if you dont quit right now, i am going to tickle you, then i am going to really...REALLY....tickle those feet of yours...so what will it be? quit right now, or have those precious feet of yours tickled?" Americana teased.
Lana shrieked at the threat as she knew her feet were really sensitive to tickling. she then looked down and saw Americana's boots crossed in front of her. she reached her hands up and began to untie the boots. Americana felt her bootlaces coming untied and she released her leg scissors. Lana rolled on the mat exhausted and Americana re-tied her bootlaces. Americana knew she had to be careful, otherwise it would be Lana tormenting her. she walked over to Lana and tried to pull her up by the hair. Lana got to her knees, then low-blowed Americana. Americana fell over and Sceej56 admonished Lana for the dirty tactic.
Johnny C: "that was a low blow Brain!"
Bobby: "really Johnny? wow, Lana should have her wrist slapped for that one."
Johnny C: "c'mon Brain, why must Lana cheat?"
Bobby: "cheat? Lana isnt cheating! there was a bug between her legs and Lana killed it for her. talk about an ingrate!"
Johnny C: "oh give me a break....."
Lana got to her feet, then began to stomp on Americana. she kicked her in the ribs, then dropped and elbow onto her. Lana knew she had to get control of this match. she picked up Americana by her hair, scooped her up and slammed her to the mat. she then grabbed Americana's ankle and dropped and elbow on Americana's knee. Americana moaned in pain as Lana dropped several elbows. Lana then dragged Americana towards the ring post and then got out of the ring. she then rammed Americana's knee across the ringpost and Americana screamed in agony. Lana rammed the knee several more times and Americana continued to moan in pain. Lana got back into the ring and placed Americana's ankle on the bottom rope, then stomped on Americana's wounded knee. Americana's knee began to throb and Lana dropped her knee into the knee. Americana's vision was blurred with pain and Lana knew she had her. she then dragged Americana into the middle of the ring and put her in the figure four leglock. Americana screamed in pain as her knee was in tremendous agony. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to give up, but she refused. Lana tightened her grip on the hold and enjoyed watching Americana flop on the mat like a fish out of water. Lana then began to unlace Americana's boot and the reaction of Americana was priceless.
"DONT!!!! PLEASE LANA DONT TAKE OFF MY BOOT!!!" Americana pleaded.
"i'll give you a choice....submit now, or your foot gets tickled..." Lana smiled.
"i-i cant.....please dont...." Americana moaned. she knew she was in trouble.
"suit yourself.....now let's take this UGLY boot off..." Lana teased as she began to pull the boot off. the boot slid off Americana's helpless foot. she stared at the whit sweatsock which was partially covered by the stirrup of Americana's body suit. she took the stirrup strap and gently plucked it off of Americana's heel.
Americana watched in horror as she saw Lana's fingers grab the toe of her sock and began to pull. the sock slid off her heel and up the sole of her foot. she laid back down on the canvas as she prepared herself for her torture. Lana smiled evilly as the sock exposed more and more of the foot. Lana liked the soft skin of the sole and when she plucked the sock of Americana's toes. Lana grinned when she saw the soft pink skin and knew that she was going to drive Americana crazy. Lana knew this was her specialty. foot tickling. she is the one who brought tickling to women's wrestling and now, she was going to show everyone why she considered herself the best foot tickler.
"please....please dont....." Americana whimpered.
"laugh....BITCH!!!" Lana yelled as her fingers began to scrabble all over the tender sole.
"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!! HEHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHEEHEHAHA I CANT STAND IT!!!!" Americana laughed.
Lana continued to stroke the sole of Americana's foot and loved the soft feeling of the skin on her fingers. she watched Americana thrash all over, but she was trapped and in the middle of the ring. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to quit, but she refused. Lana then pulled the toes back and slowly raked her nails up and down the taut sole, sending Americana into hysterics. ticklish sensations ripped through her body and her eyes clenched shut, trying to block the sensations. Lana then began to draw lazy 8's on the sole and Americana went into silent laughter.
Johnny C: "Americana is in DEEP TROUBLE now! if she doesnt get out of this hold, we are going to have a new champion!"
Bobby: "it's just a matter of time Johnny, just a matter of time. no woman can survive getting their feet tickled by Lana Star! NO WOMAN!!!"
Lana got excited when she found a particulary ticklish spot on Americana's foot, right on the crease where the big toe meets the ball of the foot. Americana was getting weaker and weaker as the foot tickling took it's toll. Sceej56 asked Americana if she wanted to submit and Americana shook her head "no". Lana only smiled and took it as a challenge. her fingers then danced in the arch and Americana's eyes popped wide open as new sensations tormented her. she could hear the crowd chant "USA!! USA!!! USA!!!" and Americana tried to fight the foot torture. she then tried to turn her body over and was getting some momentum and Lana stopped tickling. Lana felt herself getting turned over and she tried to fight it. Americana then used her remaining strength and flip Lana and herself over onto their stomachs, reversing the pressure of the figure four leglock. Lana let go of the hold as she screamed in pain. Americana gasped for air as the foot tickling took it's toll. Lana got back to her feet and was pissed off. she was really going to give it to Americana now. she reached for the bare ankle, but Americana used her still booted foot and kicked Lana in the head. Lana fell backwards and Americana "nipped-up" to her feet and when Lana charged towards her, she planted her barefoot in Lana's stomach, then delivered a DDT to Lana. the crowd cheered and Americana rolled Lana over and went for the cover. 1..................2.................kickout. the crowd moaned as Lana barely kicked out.
Bobby: "that's my girl!!!!"
Johnny C: "what a match!!! whoever wins this match deserves to be champion!"
Americana couldnt believe it. she then rolled Lana back over onto her stomach, crossed her ankles, then folded Lana's ankles onto her rear end. it was payback time. Americana began to unlace the boots. she wanted to torture Lana's feet. she managed to unlace the boots and with a strong tug, she managed to remove each boot. she then peeled off Lana's pink socks, exposing her soft, tender barefeet. Americana stared at the silver polish and the gold toe ring on Lana's feet. she looked at the pink soles and knew, this was going to be fun. she zipped her fingers up Lana's soles and Lana panicked.
"w-what are you doing?..you better not!!!! dont you dare tickle my FEEEEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Lana laughed.
Americana rapidly scurried her fingers up and down Lana's soles. she was impressed with the tenderness of the soles and noticed Lana took really good care of her feet. Americana had a wicked smile as she listened to Lana Star laugh like a wild banshee. she wanted Lana to pay for tickling her and it was going to be sweet to have the woman who introduced tickling to wrestling, submit to it herself. she pulled Lana's short toes back and tickled the delicate undersides of the toes. Lana laughed even harder. her toes were extra sensitive and she felt Americana's finger touching them. Sceej56 asked Lana if she wanted to submit and Lana refused. Americana then grabbed Lana's big toe, pulled it back and tickled the pad of the toe. Lana laughed even harder and she hated having her feet tickled. Americana then found a ticklish hot spot when she tickled between the big toe and index toe. Lana's eyes bugged out wide and a new set of hellacious ticklish sensations ripped through her body. Lana's eyes then filled with tears as she realized she was trapped in the middle of the ring and with Americana sitting on her shins, she couldnt pull herself to the ropes. she laid her head on the mat and continued to laugh.
Bobby: "COME ON LANA!!! FIGHT IT!!! FIGHT IT!!!!"
Johnny C: "it's almost over Brain! just think, Lana Star is going to submit to......FOOT TICKLING!!!! how great is that?"
the crowd then began to get on their feet as a figure ran towards the ring. Patti Pizzazz got on the ring apron and Sceej56 immediately went over to admonish her as Lana Star tapped the mat. Americana saw Lana tapping, but she also saw the referee talking with Patti. Americana got to her feet and went over to Patti Pizzazz and yelled at her. Sceej56 tried to break the two women up, then Americana finally slapped Patti off the ring apron. Americana pumped her fist and when she turned around, Lana kicked her in the midsection, then deliver a DDT. Lana then went for the cover. 1................2.............kickout!!! the crowd went nuts as Americana kicked out of the manuever. Lana winked at Patti, then rolled Americana over onto her stomach and then put her in the camel clutch. Lana pulled back really far and Americana moaned in pain. Lana then put her hands over Americana's mouth and pulled back further. Americana's legs were by the ropes, but Patti Pizzazz held down Americana's ankles, by wrapping her arms around the ankles. she stared at the sole of the wrestling boot, but also the sole of the barefoot! Patti then smiled and began to rake her nails up and down Americana's sole, tickling her. Americana began to giggle, but her laughter was muffled under Lana's hands. Lana positioned the camel clutch so that Sceej56 wouldnt be able to see Patti on the outside of the ring. a million thoughts went through Americana's mind as her back was in pain and now her feet were tickled. tears were flowing from her eyes as the two sensations, pain and tickling, ripped through her body. her mind turned to mush when Patti Pizzazz found her most ticklish spot. the crevices between her toes. Patti dug all her fingers between the toes and tickled hard. Americana couldnt take it anymore. Sceej56 asked her if she wanted to submit and she tapped the mat. Sceej56 called for the bell.
Bobby: "IT'S OVER!!!! LANA DID IT!!! AMERICANA SUBMITTED!!!!"
Johnny C: "i cant believe this!!! that dirty rotten woman!!!"
Bobby: "hey, dont talk that way about your mom!!"
Lana Star released the hold and she jumped for joy! Patti got into the ring and both women hugged each other as Americana slowly rolled out the ring in defeat. Sceej56 handed Lana the championship belt and Lana held it up high.
"..ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by a result of a submission....and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW WOWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION.......LANA STAR!!!!!!" Lillian Garcia announced.
the arena lights turned pink and the Lana Star held up the title belt. a huge smile was on her face as she watched Americana get helped back up the ramp by Sceej56. a new title reign for Lana was about to begin!!!!
UP NEXT: Trish Stratus defends the WOWF World title against Jungle Grrl!!!
okay folks, how did you like this episode? only two matches remain and both are the main events!!! who will win? stay tuned! feedback always welcomed.
