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Paris Hilton vs. The Cow

PrincessAshley

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Just a posibility, but It's cute 🙂
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Paris Hilton... always milking it... well, she is an expert in that kind of thing...
 
Holy Cow!

This is bull. What's your beef with Paris? You seem udderly moooooved by whatever you've herd about that lil' heifer. She's got a lot at steak, you know. Come on now, try to remember,
"To heiress Hilton, to forgive is bovine"
Don't stampede to slaughter someone when the chips are down. 😀
 
*gives Danimal an award for posting the highest number of bad puns in a single entry to the forum*

I hope you like pie. 🙂


I hope the cow bit her and deflated one of her boobies. 😀


Mimi


P.S. Speaking of beef, GIVE THAT GIRL A FRIGGIN STEAK! My god, how long has it been since she's seen a full meal? 3 years? 6? Gah!
 
Re: Holy Cow!

AffectionateDan said:
This is bull. What's your beef with Paris? You seem udderly moooooved by whatever you've herd about that lil' heifer. She's got a lot at steak, you know.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!
 
Paris Hilton: Like! on my god, milk comes from cows..thats like, soooo funny..😀
 
To all the haters in this thread:


Leave little Paris alone!! She's good people. Little light on the brain, but good people. Besides, the green she has will change your way of thinking😛
 
Mimi said:
*gives Danimal an award for posting the highest number of bad puns in a single entry to the forum*
Thank you everybody. I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor... 😛
Mimi said:
I hope you like pie. 🙂
Yes, but not, I think, the kind of pie that YOU have in mind, babygirl. :wow:
Mimi said:
I hope the cow bit her and deflated one of her boobies. 😀
Owwwie! That's not a nice thing to wish on ANYONE'S boobies. Boobies are to be nice to.

~~~ Danimal, Friend of Boobies ~~~
Mimi said:
P.S. Speaking of beef, GIVE THAT GIRL A FRIGGIN STEAK! My god, how long has it been since she's seen a full meal? 3 years? 6? Gah!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Steaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! (Homer drool)
grippedchimp said:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!
Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa! Jealous much?
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