Parody Christmas Song

[tickle_fan031]

What Christmas songs did you used to sing when you were younger/now that you added your own lyrics to?

For example, I remember singing this version of Jingle Bells:
Jingle bells,jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away,Batman lost his underpants and then said goodday.hey.
(Btw in case your wondering I see no sense in that whatsoever now,but as kids we used to find it hilarious.)

We 3 Kings:
We 3 Kings of Orienta,one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter beeping his hooter,bringing gifts afar.

As Shepherds watched their flocks by night:
As shepherds watched the box by night, all turned to BBC
the angel of the lord came down and switched to ITV.

 

[Weedly]

oh come, all ye little immigrants
come and get your greencards....

 

[tickle_fan031]

oh come, all ye little immigrants
come and get your greencards....

now that's a lil harsh.lol.

 

[Random_noob86]

Christmas songs? There was only one that I remember aside from the batman one and that was a continuation of jingle bells...it went something like...

Crashing into trees, when the snow is turning red
Get me to a hospital before I lose my head
Oooh, santa claus, santa claus, santa claus is dead
Rudolph used an R-64 and shot him in the head
Oooh, barbie doll, barbie doll tried to save his life
But G.I. Joe from Mexico had stabbed her with a knife

Not as funny to me now as it was back then, but even now, it still amuses me to an extent. =^_^=

 

[Weedly]

one of the little known christmas original songs, this still cracks me up

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain


~Thank you Weird Al

 

[pink_sheep501]

We four Beatles from Liverpool are
John in a taxi
Paul in his car
George on a scooter
Beeping his hooter
Following Ring Starr

Can't remember where I heard this one.

 

[tickle_fan031]

Hehe nice rhymes you lot.

Well gotta get into the Christmas spirit somehow.

My mate told me one today....
while shepherd watched the flocks by night all seated on the bank, the angels of the lord came down and gave them all a w*nk

 

[Senshi1]

We four Beatles from Liverpool are
John in a taxi
Paul in his car
George on a scooter
Beeping his hooter
Following Ringo Starr

Can't remember where I heard this one.

LMFAO!!! That's awesome. I don't have any myself, but for some reason that just made me laugh. XD 😀

 

[tickle_fan031]

LMFAO!!! That's awesome. I don't have any myself, but for some reason that just made me laugh. XD 😀

Aww senshi...you've disappointed me now....I thought that you of all people would have had one *sigh* only joking buddy :laughing:

 

[Journia]

O come, all ye wealthy,
TV Steel Oil and Wood
O come ye, O purchase thee
Some immigrant slaves

Bring them to the point
Of corporate blunder
O come ruin our lives
O come ruin our lives
O come ruin our lives
And kill Our Parents!

See them come down hill,
Into our peaceful towns
And poison the air we breathe,
Time and time again!
One day we will take,
Them to court and lose
Because they are legal peeps
Because they are legal peeps
Because they are legal peeps
God damn them all!

Okay, so it wasn't that funny, hey, give me a break! I am not wierd al!!!

 

[pink_sheep501]

Don't know if anyone's heard of Tom Lehrer. This is his Christmas song

Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly,
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and dont say when.
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the dickens,
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On christmas day you cant get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore,
Theres time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expensell
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
Just the thing I need! how nice!
It doesnt matter how sincere it
Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
Whats important is the price.

Hark the herald tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry, merchants,
May you make the yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy!

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Dont stand underneath when they fly by.

 

[leenotler]

Lovely thread. I love parodies. A couple of years ago, a San Francisco internet radio station, on iTunes, played mostly parodies during Christmas season. Not sure the station exists anymore.
I thought of a "Let it Snow" parody years ago, in reaction to that song going over and over in my head. Sorry if it's a little crude.

To the tune of Let It Snow:

Oh, the hooker on the corner looked fright'ning,
But her lips were so inviting.
And as long as I've got the dough,
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.


Here is a link to Christmas song parodies. I found it while searching for "Flu Ride", a fav of mine.

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp