giggle-maker
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A burglar broke into a home.
He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you".
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again"Jesus is watching you".
He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said yes.
He asked the parrot his name the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said "The same people who named their Pit Bull Jesus".
He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you".
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again"Jesus is watching you".
He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said yes.
He asked the parrot his name the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said "The same people who named their Pit Bull Jesus".