Petty Problem and Petty Advice Thread

[Bohemianne]

Post your petty problems and rest assured that the person below you will give you a petty advice.

Do take each advice with a grain of... I'm sure this could get pointless. You've just been warned! 😀

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I'll start:

Problem: How do I stop myself from sneezing if I want to?

 

[General Zod]

Post your petty problems and rest assured that the person below you will give you a petty advice.

Do take each advice with a grain of... I'm sure this could get pointless. You've just been warned! 😀

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I'll start:

Problem: How do I stop myself from sneezing if I want to?

Solution.
Inhale celery juice to stop yourself from sneezing.

Problem.

How do I get my farts to smell better?

 

[milagros317]

Problem.

How do I get my farts to smell better?

Eat better smelling food to begin with.

Problem: How do I get to sleep longer?

 

[Bohemianne]

Problem: How do I get to sleep longer?

^ Remove your eyelid poles and stop reading Chrisheaven's threads. 😱

Problem: How do I slap someone without making it obvious?

 

[sadi]

Problem: How do I slap someone without making it obvious?

^ 😱 Mosquito! *slap* Sorry! Missed the mosquito.

Problem: If you tie a piece of peanut butter face up on the back of a cat, then drop them a few feet from the ground, what will happen: will the cat land on its feet? The peanut butter land faced down? WHAT a conundrum!

 

[milagros317]

The cat will triumph and land on its feet. Yay, cat!

How can I tell if a stray cat has already used up eight of its nine lives?

 

[Bohemianne]

^ 😱 Mosquito! *slap* Sorry! Missed the mosquito.

Bwahahaha! XD

 

[Bohemianne]

How can I tell if a stray cat has already used up eight of its nine lives?

When it won't stray anymore.

How do you instantly pacify a hysterical person?

 

[milagros317]

When it won't stray anymore.

How do you instantly pacify a hysterical person?

A blunt instrument to the head works wonders.

What should you do when a vending machine takes your money and doesn't dispense the product?

 

[Bohemianne]

A blunt instrument to the head works wonders.

What should you do when a vending machine takes your money and doesn't dispense the product?

Look around for security camera (so I can kick the unit -lol that's a joke). Call the nearby receptionist/guard/in-charge if there is, otherwise, just walk away and call it a day.

PROBLEM: What would you do if the food you ordered is not satisfactorily warm?

 

[milagros317]

Send it back to the kitchen to be warmed up.

PROBLEM: What should you do if there is a dead cockroach in your salad?

 

[paracarl44]

PROBLEM: What should you do if there is a dead cockroach in your salad? [/QUOTE]

^Sue the restaurant for a million dollars.^

Problem: How do you get chewing gum off of your shoe?

 

[milagros317]

Problem: How do you get chewing gum off of your shoe?

I don't; I throw the pair of shoes away.

Problem: What do you do when it's raining and you have no umbrella with you?

 

[Bohemianne]

I don't; I throw the pair of shoes away.

Problem: What do you do when it's raining and you have no umbrella with you?

^ Stay at a nearby shed, wait a bit until the rain is over, then go...

Problem: What would you do if you have recurring dream about your worst nightmare/s?

 

[milagros317]

I would wake up and clear my head. 😀

Problem: What would you do if you have erotic dreams every night?

 

[Bohemianne]

I would wake up and clear my head. 😀

Problem: What would you do if you have erotic dreams every night?

Sleep in an iced tub. 😱

Problem: How do you deal with vampires?

 

[paracarl44]

Problem: How do you deal with vampires?[/QUOTE]


^I don't believe in vampires.

How do you stop hiccups?

 

[milagros317]

Hold your breath for 30 seconds.

Problem: How do you keep from being bitten by mosquitoes?

 

[Bohemianne]

^ Bite them first.

PROBLEM: How do you entertain yourself during traffic when your smart phone happens to be low batt?

 

[milagros317]

By listening to Sirius radio.

Problem: What do you do on a long bus trip if the bus has a very small, very smelly bathroom?

 

[paracarl44]

Hold your nose.


How do you revive day old pizza?

 

[milagros317]

In a microwave.

What do you do if you're running late and don't have time to shave (your face for men; your legs for women)?