phrases you'd love to use at work

[aun_existe_amor]

1. Ahhh...I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again...


2. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.


3. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


4. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.


5. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.


6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.


7. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.


8. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.


9. Who me? I just wander from room to room

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, especially #3. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL. I agree with milagros, "nicer/smarter" is my favorite as well. I may start using the remark about karma.

 

[bellystrokes]

#2 works best for me---and it is so true.