Physics Joke

[guitman69]

An atom walks into a bar. It sits down and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"

The atom replies,"I lost an electron."

"Are you sure," the bartender asks.

"I'm positive."

If you got that one, I have another one I'll post tomarrow.

 

[Dave2112]

Cute, very cute!😎

 

[guitman69]

Ok, here's the second one.


A Sodium atom walks into the same bar. It sits down and notices a Chlorine atom sitting at the other end. The Sodium atom runs down the bar and into the Chlorine atom. They were arrested for "a salt".

 

[SteelGut]

Where did you get those jokes 😉 Are you a Physic teacher who tells those jokes to his students to get their attention in class?😛 Thanks for telling them they were cute indeed.

 

[Strelnikov]

And GOD said:

(m * v**2) / r = (Z * e**2) / r**2

m * v * r = n *h / 2 * (pi)

r = (r**2 * h**2) / ((2 * (pi))**2 * m * Z * e**2)

E = 0.5 * m * v**2 - (Z * e**2) / r

E = (2 * (pi)**2 * m * Z**2 * e**4) / (n**2 * h**2) = Ry

and there was light.


Strelnikov