Picking On...Slacker Thread

[Jason Reborn]

I figured since we already have a similar thread for emilyemilyemily and c7_assassin....why not poke some harmless fun with Slacker, eh? 😀

I'll go first

I heard that Slacker really is head over heels in love with TicklingNemesis 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard slacker is so gonna kill you. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

Funny, I heard the same thing...but I also heard that he's all talk and no action 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that he fails a lot. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I heard he often fantasizes about being tied up and tickled in a ballerina outfit 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard he's been abducted by aliens.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Furthermore, I've heard they done stimulation tests to see how much of the teasing sensation he could take at once....only one feather stroking his left sole and he lasted 0.000000001 seconds 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I've heard that he's been stalking kered.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I heard that he's the kind of guy that would fry bacon naked so the grease would pop him 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I've heard that he dances beneath the full moon at midnight wearing only the blood of a chicken.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I heard he has an outfit made out of cottage cheese and duct tape

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I've heard that he really enjoys reading romance novels. 😉

 

[eclipse]

I heard he doesn't even like tickling!



hisssss booooo

 

[Jason Reborn]

I've heard that he has a secret furry fetish 😀...who can blame him? Look at my smexy self 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that he totally wants to bone Sketch.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I heard that too...but I'm married...my days as a single bisexual man have long been gone 😀

I also heard that he got a summer job breeding hound dogs...I wonder if the person who hired him knows about his beastiality fetish? 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have also heard that he really hates it when you call him "liver snaps" 😀

 

[Lucid Insanity]

I heard his liver tastes like artichoke.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I heard he applied for Clown college and got denied 😀

 

[tklee88]

I heard that he has dimples and a sweet giggle....
Oh wait...

That's true!!!!

 

[Jason Reborn]

This is called the Pick on thread, not the flirty thread....hmmm, that actually sounds like a good idea for a thread 😀 the "I Love Slacker" thread 😀

 

[tklee88]

This is called the Pick on thread, not the flirty thread....hmmm, that actually sounds like a good idea for a thread 😀 the "I Love Slacker" thread 😀

You haven't met slacker. That IS picking on him 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

lol oh ok


I've heard that he's more handsome than Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and Leonardo DiCaprio all rolled into one 😀

 

[natural tickler]

He once told he had to take his sister to get circumcized😱

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I heard that he was a Chippendale's dancer.