Please Don't Tell My Mom...

[Mz Chaos]

Besides your love of tickling...

Is there anything in your past (childhood, teen years... etc) that you would never want your mom/dad/primary guardian to know about?
Such as... the time you gave her favorite necklace to a girl you were trying to impress (she thought she had misplaced it); snitched money from her purse to buy a bag of weed (she blamed your dad's love of Ebay for the missing amount); was the one to scratch her car when you took it out for a joy ride at 3am (she thought it happened the day before at the shopping mall); had sex in her bed after school with a boy she would never had approved of... well... you get the picture.

For me I guess it would be the ACTUAL amount of drug use I did while in her house.

 

[MasterPaladin]

for me it was cigs in the house and taking money from my fathers business but they have since found out I seem to always rat on myself lol

 

[paracarl44]

Got into a dirt fight one time, but my mother seen me.

 

[crystlamb]

hiya

They are permanently secrets but i'll mention one, i found $10.00 on the kitchen floor that nobody had noticed for a couple weeks so i took it. That same day my mom asked if she could borrow $10.00 ( and she even asked if i wanted her to pay me back but i said no ) so i gave it back.

 

[Adam]

Pretty much anytime I'd go out, have too much to drink and then stumble back home verrrrrrrry quietly.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Hahah there are 2 things...


The time I told her someone backed into the car while I was in walmart, and I really had backed into a van while drunk.



And, when she was out town that one time I had my friend Katie staying over - I had sex with a guy friend of mine, on my little sisters bedroom floor.

 

[badreligion]

Almost getting arrested for tossing an open soda can inside a guys sunroof at a stop light when I was in high school .

 

[sasaxrah]

I've actually come clean about everything I did wrong as a kid and teenager. But I was kind of a do-gooder. The worst thing I did that she didn't know about was drive with friends in my car before I was supposed to.

 

[slacker2114]

My numerous nights of underage drinking.

 

[Rupert]

ive been slowly coming clean (now that i live far from striking distance)

but so far it would be,
having sex/or fooling around on every couch they ever had,
smoking weed more than just that one time i came home stoned
convincing them that i really did get a ride home from a friend when i was drunk
that my chest tat is really cool tribal and doesnt say "fuck you"
and that ive never done any drugs besides weed 🙂

thats enough for now im feeling pretty deceitful now

 

[vladtickleman22]

I can honestly say no.