Please help the cause against Kevin going completely insane

[The_Kev]

As many of you know, I've been having a miserable time of it recently and I could use a distraction. anybody got any funny, interesting or amusing stories, pics, anything, donate it to my: "Please help the cause against Kevin going completely insane and running away to join the circus where he would probably make more money anyway" fund, right here:

Thank you all 🙂

 

[Candygirl]

Maybe get a mind blowing Night-Doodle. I'm sure that'll distract ya 😛

 

[The_Kev]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! okay, that's exactly what I'm talking about, TYVM Candy, you rock da house!

 

[Candygirl]

Just make sure to wipe the blind-cupid after you go to the bathroom. AANNNNDDDD you're welcome

 

[The_Kev]

OMG my stomach hurts! *laughs so much he has to go to the hospital*

 

[Candygirl]

when Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 first came out, I threw a smoke grenade and (at the time) it looked so real on my TV that I blew at it to try and clear the smoke, as I thought it was filling the room.

 

[The_Kev]

when Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 first came out, I threw a smoke grenade and (at the time) it looked so real on my TV that I blew at it to try and clear the smoke, as I thought it was filling the room.

LOLZ! That's awesome! =)

 

[Candygirl]

I think the next time you go to the store to buy condoms, you should speak with a British accent and ask the cashier something like "Excuse me, madam, but where might I find thy peter coats?"

 

[Candygirl]

I hear Kev's 2 cents is worth about $34. 59

 

[The_Kev]

You are CORRECT madam! 🙂

 

[Candygirl]

The-Kev is actually 1/8 Cherokee. Though it has nothing to do with his heritage, he ate a fucking Jeep.

 

[The_Kev]

The-Kev is actually 1/8 Cherokee. Though it has nothing to do with his heritage, he ate a fucking Jeep.

HAHA! YOU GOT THAT STREIGHT!

 

[Candygirl]

It is never "The-Kev's bad"

 

[The_Kev]

It is never "The-Kev's bad"

Fuck no it isn't!

 

[Candygirl]

I hear The_Kev once had an erection while laying face down on the ground and struck oil!!

 

[The_Kev]

I hear The_Kev once had an erection while laying face down on the ground and struck oil!!

It's a true story! White gold!