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Prank calls

Well, me and some of my friends and my sister have made alot prank calls to people we know over the years. well, the best one i think is when i called my one friend up, and talked like arnold schwarzenegger and i was saying i'm the governor, and i just kept going on talking like him. to her and i was making up stuff like i was talking about the history of the terminators and how they will take over the world. and it was funny she kept saying who is? this and i would say this is arnold schwarzenegga. and she said i'm hanging up and then she hung up lol i kept calling her back but she wouldn't answer the phone. lol
 
Back in high school one of my friends somehow found out the phone number to the school library, which was ruled by a pair of draconian witches with nothing better to do all day but swoop down on innocent children, scold them for no reason and on occasion feast on their living flesh.

Rather than actually make a prank call per se, I'd sometimes ring the phone and hang up just before they could get to it. There is something both very funny and deeply satisfying about watching a rather large woman you hate dashing from one side of a library to another trying to get to a phone, only to miss it by less than a second.
 
Crank Yankers

Ring..... Ring..... Ring......

"Hello"

"You've just entered.... the Phone Zone doolewww lewww dooolewww lewww lewww doolewww blum. Sir are you ready for the first question?"

"who is this?"

"Okay! Let's get started. Who was the 17th President of the United States?"

Dane Cook is a funny guy. Maybe
 
I'm a fan of the old "Prince Albert in a can" gag. Never gets old.
 
I was present at a sporting venue when a phone caller got a public-address announcer to page "Mike Hunt" :lol
 
Yeah, that and "Is your refrigerator running? - Better catch it" are obviously classical works of genius.

"Hello, Round Records and CDs? Do you have Alice In Chains? Well, why dontcha let her go?"

I was present at a sporting venue when a phone caller got a public-address announcer to page "Mike Hunt" :lol

Was the announcer female? 😀 (I've heard this ploy works best on substitute teachers!)

Finally: http://www.myspace.com/tubebarcalls (NSFW)
 
Calling the operator and asking if they've found jesus. Priceless moment. Did it at a bar mitzvah. The operator didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did. Then this one time, some jehovahs witnesses came to my door and literally, asked if I'd found jesus. My reply; "why? Didja lose him?"
 
I once called someone I knew, rather late, to tell them it was snowing. It was June. I can't even remember the joke that started that whole thing in the first place, but it must have been funny to my teenage mind.
 
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