Preacher asks for sign and gets it

[Limeoutsider]

http://www.local6.com/news/2310988/detail.html

 

[milagros317]

He's lucky he wasn't standing outdoors when he asked for a sign ...

 

[TKpervert]

Now THERE'S a sign from the heavens.

Reminds me of an old golfer's joke:

the way to be safe on a golf course during a lightning storm is to carry a 1-iron high over your head as you head for shelter.

not even God can hit a 1-iron.

 

[ShiningIce]

Can I get a amen

 

[BigJim]

Now THERE'S a sign from the heavens.

Reminds me of an old golfer's joke:

the way to be safe on a golf course during a lightning storm is to carry a 1-iron high over your head as you head for shelter.

not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Heard the one about the bloke playing golf with a vicar?

He tees off and slices the ball into the woods, right of the fairway.
"Oh bollocks! Missed!" he bellows at the top of his voice. The vicar fliches but says nothing. The guy goes over takes out a 7 iron and chips the ball with preciseness unequalled.... straight into the bunker guarding the fringe.
"Oh bollocks! Missed!" he shouts again. Once again the vicar stays silent.
Taking out his sand wedge, he chips the ball straight over the green and into the river on the far side.
"Oh bollocks! Missed!" he roars in frustration.
"My son" says the padre, "You really should'nt use such awful language or the Lord could very well strike you dead!"

At this point there is a grumble of thunder, the clouds part and a mighty thunderbolt slams out of the sky and blows the vicar into ashes.
From above the clouds there is a pause and then a voice from on high rumbles.......

"Oh bollocks! Missed!"

 

[BigJim]

Can I get a amen

It's "Can I get AN amen".


Wanker.🙄 😛

 

[AffectionateDan]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

It's "Can I get AN amen".


Wanker.🙄 😛

Ahem. Excuse me. LoL🙄