Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time
in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of yourtime
in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day,
fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal
and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
For good behavior,
you get time off
@ WORK
For good behavior,
you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV
and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends
to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses
to go to work, and they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work ya ADD bastard. You're not getting paid to check emails
this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time
in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of yourtime
in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day,
fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal
and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
For good behavior,
you get time off
@ WORK
For good behavior,
you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV
and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends
to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses
to go to work, and they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work ya ADD bastard. You're not getting paid to check emails
