milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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This small zoo had only one gorilla, a female. They had a big problem the first time that she went into heat, because she became very unruly and violent.
The director of the zoo had an idea. One of the janitors who worked at the zoo, Billy Bob, was a big fellow, about 6'6", and had grown up on a farm where, it was alleged, he had experience in servicing female mammals of various species.
The director asked Billy Bob if he would have sex with the gorilla for $500.
Billy Bob thought about it, and made this reply:
"First of all, I'm not going to kiss that gorilla on the lips, I'm only going to fuck her. Second, if a child is born, it's got to be raised by the teachings of my church. Third, this has got to be totally confidential. Don't tell anybody about it, and no videos are to show up on YouTube."
The director agreed to all three conditions.
"Okay, then," said Billy Bob. "By a week from Friday, I'll have the $500 together."
😛
The director of the zoo had an idea. One of the janitors who worked at the zoo, Billy Bob, was a big fellow, about 6'6", and had grown up on a farm where, it was alleged, he had experience in servicing female mammals of various species.
The director asked Billy Bob if he would have sex with the gorilla for $500.
Billy Bob thought about it, and made this reply:
"First of all, I'm not going to kiss that gorilla on the lips, I'm only going to fuck her. Second, if a child is born, it's got to be raised by the teachings of my church. Third, this has got to be totally confidential. Don't tell anybody about it, and no videos are to show up on YouTube."
The director agreed to all three conditions.
"Okay, then," said Billy Bob. "By a week from Friday, I'll have the $500 together."
😛
