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Quiz: How good at tricking people are you?
Quiz:
How good at tricking people are you?
How good at tricking people are you? Take this test and find out if you're as bad as Andy!
Questions
1 You have just eaten a banana on a busy street and are looking for something to do with the banana skin. Do you:
a) Dispose of peel thoughtfully in the nearest bin?
b) Throw it under an unsuspecting pedestrian's foot?
c) Throw it under an unsuspecting policeman's foot?
d) Put it on your head, hang upside down from a tree and pretend to be a banana?
2 Your teacher turns around and you notice somebody has stuck a 'KICK ME' sign on their back. Do you:
a) Tell them immediately so that the lesson can continue with a minimum of fuss?
b) Get a few kicks in and then tell them?
c) Kick them for the whole day, the next day and keep on kicking even after the sign has dropped off?
d) Stick a 'HIT ME' sign on as well?
3 Your telephone rings. Somebody asks for Al, but there is no Al--it is a wrong number. Do you:
a) Tell them they have a wrong number and hang up?
b) Pretend that you're Al and keep them talking for as long as you can?
c) Giggle hysterically?
d) Tell them that Al is really angry with them and has requested that they never call him again?
4 You are running around on your hands and knees, pretending to be a dog, when you feel the call of nature. Would you:
a) Stand up and go to the nearest public toilet?
b) Hold on until you've finished being a dog?
c) Lift your leg on the nearest tree?
d) Lift your leg on the nearest human?
5 You notice that your local trick shop is selling half-price rubber chickens. Would you:
a) Go into the shop and buy one?
b) Shake your head and wonder why on earth anybody would want to buy a rubber chicken?
c) Empty your money box and bank account and buy as many as possible?
d) Go into the shop and buy an electric shock buzzer?
Scoring
1 a) 1 b) 2 c) 2 d) 3
2 a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 3
3 a) 1 b) 3 c) 2 d) 3
4 a) 1 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3
5 a) 2 b) 1 c) 2 D0 3
Results
12-15 You are a fantastic practical joker. Maybe even brilliant. But no matter how fantastic and brilliant you are you will never be as good as Andy. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
6-11 You are an okay practical joker, but you are missing a lot of opportunities to practise your craft. Lift your game!
0-5 You are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a 'victim'. You have always been a victim. You will always be a victim. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
Quiz:
How good at tricking people are you?
How good at tricking people are you? Take this test and find out if you're as bad as Andy!
Questions
1 You have just eaten a banana on a busy street and are looking for something to do with the banana skin. Do you:
a) Dispose of peel thoughtfully in the nearest bin?
b) Throw it under an unsuspecting pedestrian's foot?
c) Throw it under an unsuspecting policeman's foot?
d) Put it on your head, hang upside down from a tree and pretend to be a banana?
2 Your teacher turns around and you notice somebody has stuck a 'KICK ME' sign on their back. Do you:
a) Tell them immediately so that the lesson can continue with a minimum of fuss?
b) Get a few kicks in and then tell them?
c) Kick them for the whole day, the next day and keep on kicking even after the sign has dropped off?
d) Stick a 'HIT ME' sign on as well?
3 Your telephone rings. Somebody asks for Al, but there is no Al--it is a wrong number. Do you:
a) Tell them they have a wrong number and hang up?
b) Pretend that you're Al and keep them talking for as long as you can?
c) Giggle hysterically?
d) Tell them that Al is really angry with them and has requested that they never call him again?
4 You are running around on your hands and knees, pretending to be a dog, when you feel the call of nature. Would you:
a) Stand up and go to the nearest public toilet?
b) Hold on until you've finished being a dog?
c) Lift your leg on the nearest tree?
d) Lift your leg on the nearest human?
5 You notice that your local trick shop is selling half-price rubber chickens. Would you:
a) Go into the shop and buy one?
b) Shake your head and wonder why on earth anybody would want to buy a rubber chicken?
c) Empty your money box and bank account and buy as many as possible?
d) Go into the shop and buy an electric shock buzzer?
Scoring
1 a) 1 b) 2 c) 2 d) 3
2 a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 3
3 a) 1 b) 3 c) 2 d) 3
4 a) 1 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3
5 a) 2 b) 1 c) 2 D0 3
Results
12-15 You are a fantastic practical joker. Maybe even brilliant. But no matter how fantastic and brilliant you are you will never be as good as Andy. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
6-11 You are an okay practical joker, but you are missing a lot of opportunities to practise your craft. Lift your game!
0-5 You are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a 'victim'. You have always been a victim. You will always be a victim. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
