Quotations

[Ayesha]

I'm a great lover of quotations. If anyone knows any classic/amusing/cynical etc quotations please post! I'll pop a few in myself to get the ball rolling:

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa, last words

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), Observer, Jan. 15, 1950

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Unknown

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn


Ayesha

 

[TickledToDeath]

"Fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves"

'William Shakespere'



"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark"

'Roger Waters'


"If you don't know where you're going....don't go"

'Myself'

"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish"

'Reo Speedwagon'(Album title)


I have more...but I've had not enough coffee yet.



TTD

 

[Dr|zzt]

i dont mind not going to heaven, as long as they've got cigarettes in hell.

[noel gallagher]

do you think anyone else is doing this exact same thing at this exact same time? - i hope so, or else what the hell are we trying to save??

[the writer of Armegeddon - movie]

pain is characterised by its function in our lives.

[wittgenstein]

lying is part of your physiological makeup, without it your naked!

[grant/naylor]

bisexuality doubles your chances of a date!

[woody allen]

i know these are mostly from movies/songs - but thats just me!!

Dr

 

[strtbottomjim]

"It is the mark of a true gentleman to always provide covering fire while a lady reloads" 😎
(user "Tamara", over on www.thefiringline.com)

 

[Alex Warfield]

"Y-y-y-you're a butthole!!"
-Irate caller to 'Bubba the Love Sponge.'


"Stress is waking up in the middle of the night screaming.....then realizing you weren't asleep!"
-Unknown.


"She's got an ass wider than two axhandles"
-My co-worker Tom, remembering a former boss.



"Yeah, that oughta go over like a fart in church."
-My pops.


"No."
-My boss, to me, after I asked for a raise.


"You can take it, but you'll go to jail."
-Co-worker Clint, to a 'customer,' moments before they swiped our trailer.


I'll post more later!

 

[Strelnikov]

G. Gordon Liddy, lighting his cigar from a peace marcher's candle, circa 1970:

"There, you useless son of a bitch. At least now you've been good for something."


Florence King, from "With Charity Toward None: A Fond Look At Misanthropy" (St. Martin's Press, NY, 1992)

"For some time now I have been planning to move to the mountains of western Virginia. My object is to live in a place that does not call itself "the community with a heart." I want one of those godforsaken towns where all the young people leave and the rest sit on the porch with a rifle across their knees."


Strelnikov

 

[Dave2112]

"You can be born stupid, but you have to choose to be ignorant." - Me 😀

 

[Nebula45]

A Few I found to be interesting or inspiring

::With out pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing::~Tyler Durden

::You say "Tomato", i say "Fvck You!:: a sticker i saw on a guitar at a concert one night

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"
"We are starstuff"
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent
the universe" ~Carl Sagan

::In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God::~Stephen from the film Braveheart

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."~James Bond

 

[thefeatheroom95]

"I dont care who you were or where you came from. Nothing else about you matters here, but if you are weak, you will not survive"
-Algonan prison camp director from the book Algonan

 

[Strelnikov]

Another Prison Quote

"What we have here, is a FAILURE to COMMUNICATE."
-The Warden in "Cool Hand Luke"

Strelnikov