njjen3953
4th Level Orange Feather
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- Apr 18, 2001
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save: Limit one
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated: Come here first!
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
SIGNS AND NOTICES
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking
flowers from any but their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is
impsssable."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."
On door of the maternity ward: "Push, Push, Push!"
In a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the
water served here."
In a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." In
pencil beneath the sign: "Socks can eat anywhere they like."
In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid."
In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time."
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send
them in all directions."
Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville, Tenn.): "Call Mon. thru
Friday, sorry we haul milk on weekends."
Outside secondhand shop: We exchange anything - Bicycles, Washing
machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful
bargain."
In England - Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross
the field for free, but the bull charges.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save: Limit one
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated: Come here first!
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
SIGNS AND NOTICES
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking
flowers from any but their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is
impsssable."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."
On door of the maternity ward: "Push, Push, Push!"
In a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the
water served here."
In a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." In
pencil beneath the sign: "Socks can eat anywhere they like."
In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid."
In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time."
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send
them in all directions."
Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville, Tenn.): "Call Mon. thru
Friday, sorry we haul milk on weekends."
Outside secondhand shop: We exchange anything - Bicycles, Washing
machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful
bargain."
In England - Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross
the field for free, but the bull charges.
