Real Men of Genius

[FeatherDaemon1]

Here's to you...

If you haven't heard of this ad campaign your probably not living in America. Here's a few YouTube clips to get you up to speed.

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Mr. Edible Underwear Maker (Radio Ad / Fanvid)

Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy (Radio Ad / Fanvid)

OK now that you understand...

FeatherDaemon and Bud Light proudly present...

Real Men Of Genius...

:ayyy: (Real Men of Genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. Truly Devoted Foot Fetishist Guy.

:ayyy: (Mr. Truly Devoted Foot Fetishist Guyyyyyyyyyy!)

You love feet. Yes you really love feet. Legs and body, arms and head are purely optional as long as it has a foot, you're there.

:ayyy: (Love that red nail polish!)

Your video collection has no bounds whatsoever: dangle videos, crush videos, trample videos, putting socks on, taking socks off, it's all there.

:ayyy: (Don't forget those candids toooooooo!)

You can watch the hottest babe on planet get tickled for 17 hours straight by every means possible... and a midget, but if it aint got no feet, well you have your standards.

:ayyy: (Oh!! Where's those feeeeeeeeeeeeet?? )

You can remove titanium locked steel clad army boots in two seconds flat. If it means 'Yes, you can lick them.'

:ayyy: (You've got pretty toes... Ohhhhhhhh!)

Oh the foot, yes the beautiful foot, you've made it an art form, you've made it your passion.

:ayyy: (Passion!)

So crack open a Bud Light and wait for that high heel to drop on the library floor. You'll be there to see that nylon clad beauty.

:ayyy: (Mr. Truly Devoted Foot Fetishist Guy!)

Anheuser Busch, St. Louis Missouri.

:laughing: I just thought of this when I heard the spot on the radio today. Thought of you guys (and gals). Hope you enjoyed!

 

[Journia]

I love those commercials.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I love those commercials.

Thanks! I'm glad someone liked it.

 

[Timewarp]

I got one.

Today we salute you Mr piss ass level designer

(Mr piss ass level designer)

In video games you've given us so many unnecessary ways to walk around for hours lost in dungeons.

(Lost your map running from bats)

In platforms you've given us ledges that were just low enough to reach...if our timing was right.

(You got to want it).

In MMOs you've given us the same sewer level in just about every game.

(There are no rat traps at the store).

Sure we could run from zombies but there's always a puzzle to solve in the mean time.

(You almost became a Jill sandwich).

So here's to you Mr Piss ass level designer, if you created decent games we'd be all a lot happier.

(Mr. Piss ass level deeesiiiiigner).

 

[Comfort Eagle]

(You almost became a Jill sandwich).

Fucking eh!
Master of Unlocking. What the fuck...:laughing:

 

[Relent<]

Those commercials come on the radio all the time; I've heard a few new ones like "the overly decorative taxi driver". or "the house boat maker"
btw, FD, that one you made up was awesome XD

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I got one.

Today we salute you Mr piss ass level designer

(Mr. Piss ass level deeesiiiiigner).

:laughing: Great job... I completely agree on all notes.

 

[darkwolf1]

lol. this stuff is hilarious.

to bad i'm not creative enough to come up with one.

 

[general zod1]

If I am not mistaken,you can get a CD with those adds on it I heard about it one time when the guys who do the add were guests on a morning radio show called Bob and Tom

www.bobandtom.com

 

[Cbarton]

And the singer on the commercials is the former lead singer of Survivor...

 

[darkwolf1]

ok...i don;t know why, but this one popped inot my head today at work..talk about akward, i work with all guys and i spent two hours trying not to sing this outloud.

tickletheater, and budlight present:

Real Men Of Genius...

(Real Men of Gen....hey what th..mmmph!)

Today we salute you Mr. Ballgag Using Tickler.

(mmph mmph mmmmph mmmmmmmph mph mmmph!)

No matter who it is, or how they sound, your there to make sure we don't hear it at all.

(MMMMMMMMMMMPH mmph Mmmmmph mph mphh!)

Even the highest, squeakiest voice of laughter like nails on a chalkboard is yours to muffle into nothing but quiet mumbles

(Mph MmmmmmmmmmmPH MMMMPh MmPH mMPH!)

No matter what cursing...... degrading...... or begging words they may use, we get to imagine it as what ever we want..............

......and that's hot.

(MMMMPH!! Mmmmph mph Mph MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFPH!!!!! )

You've mastered the art of quick silencing to make sure we get the most 'Ball-time' possible.

(MMMMMPH MMMMPH Mph Mph MMMMMMMMMMPH!!....... MMMPH!)

You've combined a childhood love of bouncy balls with a fetish for leather, into one, universal tool for 'lees everywhere.

(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!.........*pant pant*)

So crack open a Bud Light, and get the next victim lined up, cause we'll be waiting on the video.

(Mmmmmmmmmmph mph mph MPH MMMMph MPHF!!!!)

Anheuser Busch, St. Louis Missouri.