Redneck Poem

[Raya]

Susie Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
but Joe is yo' half-brother."

So Susie forgot about her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
he said, "There's trouble still.

You can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother,
cause Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother."

But Mama knew and said "Honey Child,
Do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
you ain't no kin to Pappy





I don't know if I found this so funny in itself, or just the idea that it came from my 80 year old grandmother.. anyway, figured I would share.. 😛

 

[venray]

Grandma's been nippin at the sauce again, eh babe?😱

 

[Dave2112]

So you have been to my neck of the woods....🙄

 

[Alex Warfield]

That truly sound like my old hometown. I only live 30 minutes away now, and I still go there every week. Every person that lives there is related.....I'm like one of three people that lived there not named Padgett!