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Rednek Home Security System

giggle-maker

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1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door:

"Hi Bubba. Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls cuz they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part. Hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
 
LOL 😛
That ought to keep prowlers from going inside.😀
 
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