Haltickling
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Frankly, I'm quite amused at the religious discussions currently going on in Psycho's thread 'A Must Read'. One of the debates there circles about the question 'what was the original name of Jesus', another one about the virginity of Mary. Both reminded me of some jokes, but as posting them in a serious discussion would be inappropriate, I decided to give them a separate thread. IMO, it's no sin at all to talk about religion in less than a serious mood, but some people might object to this. So heed this
WARNING: If you are offended by jokes on religious topics, please don't read further!
How Jesus got his name
The Three Wise Men from the Orient came to visit the Holy Child in the Bethlehem stable and brought a lot of presents. When they entered the rustic hut, the tallest of them bumped his forehead on the top beam of the low door (it was a really small Jordanian stable, you know) and cried out in pain: "Oh JESUS!" Joseph came out and grinned: "Hey man, that's really a nice name! We wanted to call him Herbie…"
The Pope of Rome dies…
…and arrives at Heaven's door. He knocks. St. Peter opens and asks: "Who are you?"
- "I'm the Pope of Rome!"
- "Ah, Rome Georgia?"
- "No, Rome Italy."
- "Never heard of that. Maybe Jesus knows. Hey Junior, come over here! Have you ever heard of the Pope of Rome?"
Jesus: - "Rome, Georgia?"
-"No, Rome Italy!"
-"Never heard of such a place. Maybe God Father knows. Hey Daddy, have you ever heard about the Pope of Rome?"
God Father: - "Ah, Rome Georgia?"
-"No, Rome Italy!!"
-"Strange. Nobody ever mentioned him to me. But if anyone knows, it should be the Holy Ghost. Hey Smokey, ever heard of the Pope of Rome?"
The Holy Ghost: -"Oh. Lemme see. Rome Georgia?"
The Pope, slightly desperate: "No, Rome Italy!!!"
- Never heard of… Hey wait a minute! Isn't he the guy who tells the dirty story about Mary and me?"
😀
WARNING: If you are offended by jokes on religious topics, please don't read further!
How Jesus got his name
The Three Wise Men from the Orient came to visit the Holy Child in the Bethlehem stable and brought a lot of presents. When they entered the rustic hut, the tallest of them bumped his forehead on the top beam of the low door (it was a really small Jordanian stable, you know) and cried out in pain: "Oh JESUS!" Joseph came out and grinned: "Hey man, that's really a nice name! We wanted to call him Herbie…"
The Pope of Rome dies…
…and arrives at Heaven's door. He knocks. St. Peter opens and asks: "Who are you?"
- "I'm the Pope of Rome!"
- "Ah, Rome Georgia?"
- "No, Rome Italy."
- "Never heard of that. Maybe Jesus knows. Hey Junior, come over here! Have you ever heard of the Pope of Rome?"
Jesus: - "Rome, Georgia?"
-"No, Rome Italy!"
-"Never heard of such a place. Maybe God Father knows. Hey Daddy, have you ever heard about the Pope of Rome?"
God Father: - "Ah, Rome Georgia?"
-"No, Rome Italy!!"
-"Strange. Nobody ever mentioned him to me. But if anyone knows, it should be the Holy Ghost. Hey Smokey, ever heard of the Pope of Rome?"
The Holy Ghost: -"Oh. Lemme see. Rome Georgia?"
The Pope, slightly desperate: "No, Rome Italy!!!"
- Never heard of… Hey wait a minute! Isn't he the guy who tells the dirty story about Mary and me?"
😀