Limeoutsider
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The Rev. Jerry Falwell recently outed Tinky Winky, from the television
show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced, "The character is
clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple, the gay color, he has an
antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and he carries a purse,
something all gay people do." But Falwell's work is far from over.
Following are some other targets he is preparing to go after...
Fred Flintstone
Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team; "Twinkle-Toes
Flintstones." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!"
He wears an orange vest with little triangles on it. Hangs out with
Barney far more than Wilma.
Bugs Bunny
Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one
episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and
tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy, who, it is
worth noting, has a lisp.
Velma (of Scooby Doo)
Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine.
Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick
turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.
Popeye
Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't
been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances. Dates a flat-chested
transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.
Batman and Robin
Evidence: Robin's nickname - Boy Wonder. Batman's real name is Bruce.
Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other
their "grappling hooks."
Peppermint Patty
Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the
other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt
Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears
comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.
The Pink Panther
Enough said.
show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced, "The character is
clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple, the gay color, he has an
antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and he carries a purse,
something all gay people do." But Falwell's work is far from over.
Following are some other targets he is preparing to go after...
Fred Flintstone
Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team; "Twinkle-Toes
Flintstones." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!"
He wears an orange vest with little triangles on it. Hangs out with
Barney far more than Wilma.
Bugs Bunny
Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one
episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and
tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy, who, it is
worth noting, has a lisp.
Velma (of Scooby Doo)
Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine.
Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick
turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.
Popeye
Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't
been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances. Dates a flat-chested
transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.
Batman and Robin
Evidence: Robin's nickname - Boy Wonder. Batman's real name is Bruce.
Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other
their "grappling hooks."
Peppermint Patty
Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the
other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt
Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears
comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.
The Pink Panther
Enough said.