Don't we already have a thread regarding this topic/ and do you have a universal translator hal, or are you also just well versed in basic languages? I find that since my basic schooling included Latin I can puzzle out nearly every language in existence. What's your excuse...lol?
Maybe we should post up in the requests section and ask someone to copy and/or invent one? Could help a LOT in ending misunderstandings throughout the world....sigh.