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Eriksmasque

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Reasons For Leaving Last Job
Responsibility makes me nervous.
They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.

Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.

I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.

Job Responsibilities
While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.

I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.

Special Requests and Job Objectives
Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.

My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.

Physical Disabilities
Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.

Personal Interests
Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.

Small Typos That Can Change the Meaning
Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.
I'm a rabid typist.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation
 
LOL.I've worked with some people who fit that to a tee.🙂
 
Hahahaha. I am on a hiring committee right now at my school, and it's amazing how many typos and blunders people make. One little misplaced comma makes you look like an idiot. 🙂
 
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