I actually had a bar owner tell this one to me tonight. She wanted me to tell it over the microphone during my show.
This guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple whiskey. The bartender says, "You must have had one hell of a day?"
"You ain't kidding," the guy answers. "I come home to find my wife having sex with my best friend."
"What did you do," the bartender askes.
"I told her the get her sh*t and get the f**k out of my house!"
"What did you say to your friend?"
"I told him...BAD DOG!!!"
This guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple whiskey. The bartender says, "You must have had one hell of a day?"
"You ain't kidding," the guy answers. "I come home to find my wife having sex with my best friend."
"What did you do," the bartender askes.
"I told her the get her sh*t and get the f**k out of my house!"
"What did you say to your friend?"
"I told him...BAD DOG!!!"
