Right now: sex on the balcony across the street, lol

[The Internet]

Ha. Watching a couple have sex on a balcony outside my window, right now lol. Actually I can only see the girl, grinding on top of a guy. They're on the top floor of this luxury apartment monstrosity they put across the street (from the place I'm currently cat-sitting at, in Brooklyn) and think no one can see them. No tickling! But a lot of long brunette hair, waving around, lol. I'm literally just sitting on the couch, I turn on the TV, which is beside a window.....and outside that window....is a whole different show going on! I didn't ask to see this!!!!

I've actually seen sex at least one other time through a window; same time of day, too, the 5:00 hour. A group of friends of mine were in an apartment on Stanton Street (the Lower East Side), and someone looked out the window and said "Look!", and we all looked, and right across the street, in the window directly across from us, a stone's toss away, was a heavy set woman practically dragging this young, tatted stud onto her bed....and he'd fool around with her a bit, then try to get up and leave....and she'd drag him back on the bed! She was lustin', let me tell you! We couldn't help but watch and though we did do a running commentary, we did not make fun of either of them. We were kinda wondering who was going to win: was he going to make it out of the room? Or was she going to get what she wanted?

(she ended up getting what she wanted 😉 )

Anyways, had to tell somebody.....so I'm telling you!

 

[Yote]

Lol, interesting stories.

I find it funny that people who have balcony sex think no one can see them. Or maybe they don't mind or actually like it if others can see them.

 

[happydarwin]

Heh, running commentary makes me imagine someone playing a Madden-like role: "And he's hittin' the gap and just BOOM right outta there."

 

[tklee88]

Lol!!!

I sadly saw my neighbors boobs once. She was this giant woman and I look over towards her house and she’s standing at the kitchen sink naked. I can’t wash it from my mind.

 

[milagros317]

I hope that they finished before the thunderstorm last night. 😛

 

[The Internet]

I hope that they finished before the thunderstorm last night. 😛

HA!

They did! But I got caught in it! I was five minutes away from home, thank God, but I was drrrenched!

Heh, running commentary makes me imagine someone playing a Madden-like role: "And he's hittin' the gap and just BOOM right outta there."

It was not unlike that! We couldn't HEAR them, but we could see them talking and so we were all taking guesses as to what they were saying and what would happen next. And usually we were right, lol.

Lol, interesting stories.

I find it funny that people who have balcony sex think no one can see them. Or maybe they don't mind or actually like it if others can see them.

Could have been that. They were so high up, no one on the street could see them; you kinda had to be at just the right vantage point, which I (and probably the next floor above me) had.

Lol!!!

I sadly saw my neighbors boobs once. She was this giant woman and I look over towards her house and she’s standing at the kitchen sink naked. I can’t wash it from my mind.

some things we can't unsee.....but on the other hand....good for her! lol Pesky clothes!

 

[BlasterMaster]

Eh, they're in love. Give them their privacy and let them explore each other. 😛