knismo
2nd Level Red Feather
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It's really not a fair fight.
On one hand, there's two hairbrushes. One has more than a hundred smooth metal tines. The other one is powered by two AA batteries, and vibrates. On the other hand, there's Sallie's two feet, locked tightly at the ankles in a twenty-five pound set of wooden stocks, with red satin cord laced individually through each of her toes, and tied back to ten eye-hooks at the top of the stocks, so she really can't even wiggle them side to side.
After the hairbrushes, there's a tiny little smooth metal ball that's at the tip of the motor that powers a beard trimmer. Add ten slim steel fingernail-like banjo picks.
And all Sallie has (barely) is the ability to curl her toes while all the aforementioned implements are dragged, bounced, slid, raked and scraped all over the bottoms of her poor helpless feet. Oh -- and she's also so ticklish that she can barely even laugh -- more like she shrieks and yelps in a language that any of us are yet to be able to decipher.
(My guess it means, "STOP TORTURING ME, YOU SADIST!" But then again, it's just a guess. 😀 )
So come watch a really unfair fight. After all, it's not the destination, it's the journey!
knismo
Stuck in The Stocks!
On one hand, there's two hairbrushes. One has more than a hundred smooth metal tines. The other one is powered by two AA batteries, and vibrates. On the other hand, there's Sallie's two feet, locked tightly at the ankles in a twenty-five pound set of wooden stocks, with red satin cord laced individually through each of her toes, and tied back to ten eye-hooks at the top of the stocks, so she really can't even wiggle them side to side.
After the hairbrushes, there's a tiny little smooth metal ball that's at the tip of the motor that powers a beard trimmer. Add ten slim steel fingernail-like banjo picks.
And all Sallie has (barely) is the ability to curl her toes while all the aforementioned implements are dragged, bounced, slid, raked and scraped all over the bottoms of her poor helpless feet. Oh -- and she's also so ticklish that she can barely even laugh -- more like she shrieks and yelps in a language that any of us are yet to be able to decipher.
(My guess it means, "STOP TORTURING ME, YOU SADIST!" But then again, it's just a guess. 😀 )
So come watch a really unfair fight. After all, it's not the destination, it's the journey!
knismo
Stuck in The Stocks!