Santa Claus Is Wearing A Gown

[njjen3953]

(To the Tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better come out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why...

Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

He's making the switch,
He's leaving his wife,
He's gonna come out,
to start a new life...

Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

A secret he's been keeping,
It's made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now,
When he comes down off that fence.

So you better come out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why...

Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Jen that so cute! Love and peace. Tracy 🙂

 

[amk714]

Say it ain't so, Santa, say it ain't so! 😀 That was great, Jen! Thank you. 😎

 

[Celticrose2001]

Jen that is hysterical! I'll be thinking of that next time I see the ubiquitious department store Santa-who knows the unmentionable frillies he might be wearing under that big red suit! And if I catch him looking in the Plus-Sz lingere department, then I'll DEFINATELY wonder!

Btw are those your "new Feet"in the pic to go with a healthy, slimmer body? If so they're delicious and I'd consider it a privilede tickle torturing them, if you don't mind me saying so. Hell even if they're your "old feet" they're pretty nice! 😀

CR aka Maggie

 

[njjen3953]

Btw are those your "new Feet"in the pic to go with a healthy, slimmer body? If so they're delicious and I'd consider it a privilede tickle torturing them, if you don't mind me saying so. Hell even if they're your "old feet" they're pretty nice! 😀 CR aka Maggie

They are, Maggie. You are welcome to them any time. 😉

Jen