sardonicartist
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I thought I'd put an ad here...I'm a through and through tickler & ticklee...here is a little bit about me...
Ok...lets get the stats out of the way...I'm 29 yrs old...white (actually I'm pink...but I blame genetics)...6' tall...brown eyes and brown hair (when I have hair...I have been shaving my head clean for about 4 years now)…I have a goatee...I exercise regularly...and I weigh around 190lbs. I'm told I have a runner's body. So, I'm not Ichabod Crane but I'm also not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although…too many people keep telling me I look like Edward Norton from the movie American History X.
I haven't decided if that's good or bad. I'm not religious, but I respect many of the principles of religion. However, in the end...I think they have done just as much evil as good. I'm self employed and it pays the bills (forget it...I'm not rich and I don't really want to be). I'm also an amateur comic book publisher, writer and artist. I majored in four subjects in college…history...anthropology…criminology and psychology...and wouldn't you know it... I don't use any of them. : )
You may have noticed that I am a tad sarcastic. Well…that is just not the case. I'm EXTREMELY sarcastic…so keep that in mind if your crazy enough to reply. I'm not looking for a pen pal. My attention span is zero when it comes to cyber chatting. Sorry, I guess I'm behind in the times but I like face to face conversations with people. I'm honest and I expect honesty from my friends. I'm not looking for a commitment or a long term relationship, but I'm always open if the right person comes along. I'd like to meet some people I have similar interests with and just have some good times. I'm not into clubbing or the party scene. I prefer quiet times alone with a few friends...good food, good company and good conversation make for the perfect evening.
A few things I'm into...fencing...martial arts...biking...movies (b-movies and horror movies in particular...nothing like Paul Nachy or Dario Argento & Christopher Lee ..interspersed with the occasional artsy fartsy film)...folklore/cemeteries... werewolves...vampires...reading....music...theatre...opera...galleries...museums...antique stores ..sunsets....kittens...puppies...uh....ok...ok...maybe those last few were over the top.
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I suppose I might as well mention this...as far as intimate relationships go...contrary to whatever fairy stories you have heard, not all guys are *****s who will sleep with every woman who comes along. That said, I'm always "open" to having an intimate relationship with someone I'm attracted to. However, if all you want me for is my body then I think you should "woo" me first. It's the 21st century...buy me flowers...dinner...jewelry... some frilly panties. I'm 38/30/36 for anyone wanting to know my sizes. ; )
Well...I've either peaked your interest or got you barricaded in the corner with a fully loaded shotgun. Drop me an e-mail. If you tell me witty things...I'll write back. Just don't tell me how unpretentious you are and send me the address to your website full of musings about how unpretentious you are. That gets you automatically deleted. ; )
Ok...lets get the stats out of the way...I'm 29 yrs old...white (actually I'm pink...but I blame genetics)...6' tall...brown eyes and brown hair (when I have hair...I have been shaving my head clean for about 4 years now)…I have a goatee...I exercise regularly...and I weigh around 190lbs. I'm told I have a runner's body. So, I'm not Ichabod Crane but I'm also not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although…too many people keep telling me I look like Edward Norton from the movie American History X.
I haven't decided if that's good or bad. I'm not religious, but I respect many of the principles of religion. However, in the end...I think they have done just as much evil as good. I'm self employed and it pays the bills (forget it...I'm not rich and I don't really want to be). I'm also an amateur comic book publisher, writer and artist. I majored in four subjects in college…history...anthropology…criminology and psychology...and wouldn't you know it... I don't use any of them. : )
You may have noticed that I am a tad sarcastic. Well…that is just not the case. I'm EXTREMELY sarcastic…so keep that in mind if your crazy enough to reply. I'm not looking for a pen pal. My attention span is zero when it comes to cyber chatting. Sorry, I guess I'm behind in the times but I like face to face conversations with people. I'm honest and I expect honesty from my friends. I'm not looking for a commitment or a long term relationship, but I'm always open if the right person comes along. I'd like to meet some people I have similar interests with and just have some good times. I'm not into clubbing or the party scene. I prefer quiet times alone with a few friends...good food, good company and good conversation make for the perfect evening.
A few things I'm into...fencing...martial arts...biking...movies (b-movies and horror movies in particular...nothing like Paul Nachy or Dario Argento & Christopher Lee ..interspersed with the occasional artsy fartsy film)...folklore/cemeteries... werewolves...vampires...reading....music...theatre...opera...galleries...museums...antique stores ..sunsets....kittens...puppies...uh....ok...ok...maybe those last few were over the top.
.
I suppose I might as well mention this...as far as intimate relationships go...contrary to whatever fairy stories you have heard, not all guys are *****s who will sleep with every woman who comes along. That said, I'm always "open" to having an intimate relationship with someone I'm attracted to. However, if all you want me for is my body then I think you should "woo" me first. It's the 21st century...buy me flowers...dinner...jewelry... some frilly panties. I'm 38/30/36 for anyone wanting to know my sizes. ; )
Well...I've either peaked your interest or got you barricaded in the corner with a fully loaded shotgun. Drop me an e-mail. If you tell me witty things...I'll write back. Just don't tell me how unpretentious you are and send me the address to your website full of musings about how unpretentious you are. That gets you automatically deleted. ; )
