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sayings on a tshirt thread...
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Ray<3tiklishft
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Vote For Pedro
General Zod
Level of Triple Jade Feather
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Waaaaaaaaaay back in the early 80's a freind of mine wore a t-shirt that said
Everyone needs something to beleive in I beleive I'll have another beer
Everyone needs something to beleive in I beleive I'll have another beer
milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Ticklemmmeeeeee
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Training to be a cage fighter 🙂
sole seeker
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
chrisheaven
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saw on on a girl once that read "I'm ticklish" 
Ray<3tiklishft
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Simply put:
milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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I am fond of the T-shirt that just says "MYOB" which is an acronym for mind your own business. 😀
Ray<3tiklishft
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"I'm With Stupid--->" and "I'm Stupid".
Mastertank1
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Whole buncha these
Lemmee see; okay, in no partickler order:
(Official disclaimer; I have not worn all of these, but I have seen all of them)
9 of the 10 voices in my head are telling me NOT to kill you.
The voices in my head don't bug me; the voices in YOUR head bug me
Don't annoy me; I'm running out of places to hide bodies.*
Join a proud minority; READ BOOKS!*
Not cynical, experienced.*
No matter how cynical you get, you can never keep up.
Good Morning is a contradiction in terms.*
Not a morning person doesn't begin to cover it.
You'll never hate youself in the morning if you sleep until noon.*
I'm armed and have PMS. You were about to say?
Pardon me while I change into something more formidable.
More hit points than you could possibly imagine.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!*
Gimmee that OLD time religion! Hecate...Astarte...Inanna...Isis*
Taste religion; lick a witch today!
God, protect me from your followers!
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaw's kids will evolve!
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the straps.
Only the paranoid really know what's going on!
Paranoid Schizophrenics outnumber their enemies.
I AM NOT a paranoid schizophrenic! And neither am I! Me either!.....*
League of pushy women, self-appointed chapter president.
Pilot, Wiccan Air Force (With image of witch on broomstick).
Yes I do, but not with you!
You! Out of the gene pool!
Who pissed in your gene pool?
You can only kill me once, so if I kill two of you, I WIN!*
When the rapture comes, can I have your stuff?*
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Thank you for not breeding
Too many people with children; too few parents.
You are a naughty girl. Go to my room!
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?
A cowboy thinks 8 seconds is a good ride!
I hate to think that after millions of years of evolution, you're the end product.
I Fight Crime. I Shoot back!
Reality is a crutch for those who can't roleplay.*
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
My German Shepherd Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE an idiot!
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
I don't use 9-1-1, I use .357
My juvenile delinquent just beat the c--- out of your honor student!
Sauron for president; if you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!
With many more to come. I got a million of 'em. Those marked with an asterisk(*) were custom printed to my order, and then became more common.
Mastertank1
Lemmee see; okay, in no partickler order:
(Official disclaimer; I have not worn all of these, but I have seen all of them)
9 of the 10 voices in my head are telling me NOT to kill you.
The voices in my head don't bug me; the voices in YOUR head bug me
Don't annoy me; I'm running out of places to hide bodies.*
Join a proud minority; READ BOOKS!*
Not cynical, experienced.*
No matter how cynical you get, you can never keep up.
Good Morning is a contradiction in terms.*
Not a morning person doesn't begin to cover it.
You'll never hate youself in the morning if you sleep until noon.*
I'm armed and have PMS. You were about to say?
Pardon me while I change into something more formidable.
More hit points than you could possibly imagine.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!*
Gimmee that OLD time religion! Hecate...Astarte...Inanna...Isis*
Taste religion; lick a witch today!
God, protect me from your followers!
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaw's kids will evolve!
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the straps.
Only the paranoid really know what's going on!
Paranoid Schizophrenics outnumber their enemies.
I AM NOT a paranoid schizophrenic! And neither am I! Me either!.....*
League of pushy women, self-appointed chapter president.
Pilot, Wiccan Air Force (With image of witch on broomstick).
Yes I do, but not with you!
You! Out of the gene pool!
Who pissed in your gene pool?
You can only kill me once, so if I kill two of you, I WIN!*
When the rapture comes, can I have your stuff?*
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Thank you for not breeding
Too many people with children; too few parents.
You are a naughty girl. Go to my room!
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?
A cowboy thinks 8 seconds is a good ride!
I hate to think that after millions of years of evolution, you're the end product.
I Fight Crime. I Shoot back!
Reality is a crutch for those who can't roleplay.*
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
My German Shepherd Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE an idiot!
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
I don't use 9-1-1, I use .357
My juvenile delinquent just beat the c--- out of your honor student!
Sauron for president; if you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!
With many more to come. I got a million of 'em. Those marked with an asterisk(*) were custom printed to my order, and then became more common.
Mastertank1
slacker2114
3rd Level White Feather
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"Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most"
And a friend of mine has this one..."I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and it's Miss Bitch to you"
And then there's the one above my sig pic..
And a friend of mine has this one..."I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and it's Miss Bitch to you"
And then there's the one above my sig pic..
Ray<3tiklishft
3rd Level Red Feather
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Afriend of mine had a shirt thet read, "Bitches Hate Me!"
Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
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Another belligerent T-shirt
If it's Tourist Season, Why Can't We Shoot Them?
Mastertank1
If it's Tourist Season, Why Can't We Shoot Them?
Mastertank1
Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
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Nasty T-shirt
1 G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
would you like to buy a vowel?
2 Militant Agnostic: You don't know EITHER!
Mastertank1
1 G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
would you like to buy a vowel?
2 Militant Agnostic: You don't know EITHER!
Mastertank1
LindyHopper
2nd Level Red Feather
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All from my drawer...
"My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate...
So I got two boyfriends!"
"Yeah, they're real."
(printed like a nametag)
"Hello, my name is
LIKE YOU'LL REMEMBER"
(couple dancing-related shirt)
"Sorry boys, I'M LEADING!"
"My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate...
So I got two boyfriends!"
"Yeah, they're real."
(printed like a nametag)
"Hello, my name is
LIKE YOU'LL REMEMBER"
(couple dancing-related shirt)
"Sorry boys, I'M LEADING!"
