Screen Doors

[Illtcklu]

What do blondes and screen doors have in common ?
The harder you slam them, the looser they get.






( I don't know what made me think of this one?)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LOL!
Oh man, you better run because Izzy's going to be soo mad! 😱 😛

 

[Loki_33]

Well, what happened to the dark-haired kid who ran through the screen door?

He strained himself.

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[Illtcklu]

LOL!
Oh man, you better run because Izzy's going to be soo mad! 😱 😛

*Putting on running shoes* Ummm what ever do you mean?!

Well, what happened to the dark-haired kid who ran through the screen door?

He strained himself.

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What happened to the dark haired kid, who ran through the screen door, twice?


It's waffle boy!!!!

Pay no attention to that man behind the screen door!

 

[kered]

What do blondes and screen doors have in common ?
The harder you slam them, the looser they get.






( I don't know what made me think of this one?)

Izzy killed Dario a few days ago for a much lesser offense. Hope you can run faster than him!

 

[milagros317]

All the blonde women here will be after you, in fact. 😀

 

[Loki_33]

Don't worry. Just tell them to watch out for the dead bird. When they look up, run for it.

 

[kered]

Don't worry. Just tell them to watch out for the dead bird. When they look up, run for it.

Now that's funny!!!!!!! Bravo!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't worry. Just tell them to watch out for the dead bird. When they look up, run for it.

LOL!
But run fast, Illtcklu! Run and don't look back! 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

Sounds like I'm getting a case of the runs!

 

[steph]

TYRAMAIL!!!!
Aw, crap, tourette's rears its ugly head again....Damn LA billboards!
XOXO

 

[Illtcklu]

TYRAMAIL!!!!
Aw, crap, tourette's rears its ugly head again....Damn LA billboards!
XOXO

Top model tourettes!

 

[bellystrokes]

That damn tourette's is rather contagious!!!!!

 

[steph]

No m'darling ~this thread was directed at a couple of blondes in particular, not ones who weren't there to witness the insanity.
XOXO

All the blonde women here will be after you, in fact. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

That damn tourette's is rather contagious!!!!!

I'd say bit me.... but you can't seem to find your fangs.......😎


VAMPIREMAIL!


Damn tourettes

 

[Illtcklu]

No m'darling ~this thread was directed at a couple of blondes in particular, not ones who weren't there to witness the insanity.
XOXO

You're blonde aren't you, there Tyra?

 

[steph]

And yay for my tourette's! C'mon, it was funny, right?

Hey, where's uclaguy in all of this mess?
XOXO

 

[Illtcklu]

I know! Well; he never reads the good stuff remember?

 

[bellystrokes]

I'd say bit me.... but you can't seem to find your fangs.......😎


VAMPIREMAIL!


Damn tourettes

Fangs have been found!!!!! Call off the search!!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

Fangs have been found!!!!! Call off the search!!!!!!

Where were they..... the fixodent comercial?heheheee!