Serious Killing Frustration Problem (NO TROLLS PLZ)

[morgandee]

HELP ME

i cannot find a place that caters to a killing fetishist such as myself

when i want people to die, i want direct access to such events!!!! i cannot feed my desire to kill people when everyone tries to arrest me and block my attempts to kill!!!!!!!1 goddamn mace and self defense techniques and concealed weapons I HATE THEM

why is it so hard to find a reasonable place that understands my pain and frustration

all i want to do is kill and witness killings

zippocat and gurocat is not enough

what is the major problem with my fetish I DO NOT UNDERSTAND why does nobody ever want to do things for me!!!!!!!!! such as dying that is all i ask for

thank you for all your support in helping me find places to kill people

NO TROLLING PLZ KTHX :weird: :weird: :weird:

 

[nessonite1]

I have a fetish for 'Nilla Wafers that I am just now getting over. Now you've ruined all my hard work and several thousands of dollars in therapy. Thanks a lot!

 

[blingman]

Ummm.... is he serious, because I'm still not quite sure.....

 

[Kalamos]

Dunno 'bout him.

I'd like to whack people with my club. Got a lovable piece of medieval mayhem, iron shod and steel flanged.

I could crush some serious skulls with that.

...

 

[Cbarton]

The only time oriyaborealis is serious is when he's not.....

(rimshot)

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

why does nobody ever want to do things for me!!!!!!!!! such as dying that is all i ask for

Because dying for you is the gift that...well...doesn't keep on giving? 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

well said; as for what he means, not a clue! 😛

But if you want to kill stuff REALLY badly, then go to

http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/index.html

There are a bunch of assasin games there; dont play'em much, because after the first time I had nightmares, so I quit; if you like it though, have fun. 😉 Oh, and you should search google while you'r at it. 🙄

 

[Kalamos]

Har har har!

😀

 

[Hungarian21]

Har har har!

😀

............har?😛

 

[Kalamos]

Harrr!

...

Tried some of those stress-relieving gamlets.

😀

 

[Hungarian21]

ok, I was wondering what that was for...😛

 

[Kalamos]

I revel in sadistic exploitation of hapless victims.

Virtual victims of course...

😉

 

[Hungarian21]

😀 one more post; Though I wish I were at 4000, I still enjoy seeing the round number on other peoples profiles.:happy:

 

[Kalamos]

Crossed the 4k border.
Some achievement... not.

 

[Hungarian21]

What are you talking about? I felt 30 pounds lighter once I crossed 1K! Dunno why, it just felt like an accomplishment I had to do in my life; and it felt good to accomplish it! 😀 Surely, you feel good too...:happy:

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Well, I feel great for passing the 1166 barrier. 😛 :happy:

 

[Hungarian21]

yeah, each post is one more than you had; technically, you are accomplishing great things in moments here. But if that were true, there would be no fun in the world. And if you have no clue on what I just said, dont blame yourself.😛