paracarl44
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The granddaughter rushed to see her grandmother when she heard that her grandfather had passed away.![dropatear :dropatear :dropatear](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/dropatear.gif)
She asked her grandmother: "What did grandpa die from?"![dropatear :dropatear :dropatear](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/dropatear.gif)
Grandma replied: We were having sex, dear."![lovestory :lovestory :lovestory](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/lovestory2.gif)
The granddaughter was astonished and said: "Sex at your age, you are both into your nineties?"
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Grandmother replied:"Yes, we only had sex on Sunday mornings and to the rhythm of the church bells." "It was in on Ding and out on Dong, and I feel that your grandfather would have still been alive if that damned Ice Cream Truck had not come along."![grrrr :Grrr: :Grrr:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/grrr.gif)
![dropatear :dropatear :dropatear](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/dropatear.gif)
She asked her grandmother: "What did grandpa die from?"
![dropatear :dropatear :dropatear](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/dropatear.gif)
Grandma replied: We were having sex, dear."
![lovestory :lovestory :lovestory](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/lovestory2.gif)
The granddaughter was astonished and said: "Sex at your age, you are both into your nineties?"
![ponder :idunno: :idunno:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/ponder.gif)
Grandmother replied:"Yes, we only had sex on Sunday mornings and to the rhythm of the church bells." "It was in on Ding and out on Dong, and I feel that your grandfather would have still been alive if that damned Ice Cream Truck had not come along."
![grrrr :Grrr: :Grrr:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/grrr.gif)