Toesheldback
1st Level Red Feather
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A few months ago, my wife and I were three-way texting one of our very close (and vanilla) female friends. She’s in her early 30s and very fit, as her hobbies are very labor-intensive. She’s in work boots a lot.
The night before, my wife and I were wrestling, which she likes to do because she enjoys to fight like a banshee, no holds barred. My goal is to overpower her and tickle her (she’s ticklish!) and her goal is to hit, bite, etc. in any way possible. I always come out the worst for wear after these (bite marks, bruises). We are both pretty fit and I outweigh her by 50 pounds, but she likes to test herself to see if she would be able to get an attacker off of her (she would!) Anyways, back to the point of this tale..
So my wife was bragging to her friend over this group text that she bruised me up because I was trying to tickle her. Our friend volunteered, “my feet are calloused. I’m not ticklish at all”.
I greeted this with skepticism. “Everyone says that so they won’t get tickled”. Our friend insisted that she wasn’t. I personally love it when a woman says she’s not ticklish. “We might have to put you to the test!” I texted. “Go for it!!” was her response.
A few weeks later, my wife and our friend went for a weekend getaway at a cabin in the mountains. Upon her return, my wife said, “by the way, I saw her feet, and her soles aren’t calloused at all. They’re soft as a baby’s bottom. Must be the thick socks and work boots”.
So in two weeks, all three of us are going away for the weekend (get out of this damn heat!) and the anticipation is killing me. I’m trying not to think about it - I’ve found that when you build something up in your head, it rarely is as great as you imagined.
These next two weeks are gonna crawl by. I’ll update y’all after!
The night before, my wife and I were wrestling, which she likes to do because she enjoys to fight like a banshee, no holds barred. My goal is to overpower her and tickle her (she’s ticklish!) and her goal is to hit, bite, etc. in any way possible. I always come out the worst for wear after these (bite marks, bruises). We are both pretty fit and I outweigh her by 50 pounds, but she likes to test herself to see if she would be able to get an attacker off of her (she would!) Anyways, back to the point of this tale..
So my wife was bragging to her friend over this group text that she bruised me up because I was trying to tickle her. Our friend volunteered, “my feet are calloused. I’m not ticklish at all”.
I greeted this with skepticism. “Everyone says that so they won’t get tickled”. Our friend insisted that she wasn’t. I personally love it when a woman says she’s not ticklish. “We might have to put you to the test!” I texted. “Go for it!!” was her response.
A few weeks later, my wife and our friend went for a weekend getaway at a cabin in the mountains. Upon her return, my wife said, “by the way, I saw her feet, and her soles aren’t calloused at all. They’re soft as a baby’s bottom. Must be the thick socks and work boots”.
So in two weeks, all three of us are going away for the weekend (get out of this damn heat!) and the anticipation is killing me. I’m trying not to think about it - I’ve found that when you build something up in your head, it rarely is as great as you imagined.
These next two weeks are gonna crawl by. I’ll update y’all after!
