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Shimmy Shimmy Ko Ko Bop
- Thread starter Daumantas
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Slappy McGee
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you put your right leg in
you put your right leg out
you put your right leg in,
and you shake it all about....
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
thats what it's all about!!!!
you put your right leg out
you put your right leg in,
and you shake it all about....
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
thats what it's all about!!!!
Um...
"I live in a town called Milhaven
and it's small, and it's mean, and it's cold
but if you come around just as the sun goes down
you can watch the whole thing turn to gold.
And it's around there that I used to go a-roaming,
Lalalala, lalalalee,
All of god's children, they've all gotta die..."
"I live in a town called Milhaven
and it's small, and it's mean, and it's cold
but if you come around just as the sun goes down
you can watch the whole thing turn to gold.
And it's around there that I used to go a-roaming,
Lalalala, lalalalee,
All of god's children, they've all gotta die..."
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho He He Ha Ha
To the Funny Farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice, young men in their little white coats
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho He He Ha Ha
To the Funny Farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice, young men in their little white coats
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
TickledToDeath
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I'm Henry the 8th I am , Henry the 8th I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7 time before
And ever one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
I'm her 8th old Man I'm Henry
Henry the 8th I am
Second verse, Same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am , Henry the 8th I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7 time before
And ever one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
I'm her 8th old Man I'm Henry
Henry the 8th I am
😀
TTD
PS NO my real name is NOT Henry.
It's Edward.
Save the Mr. Ed Theme folks unless you are rrrrreeeeeeeeally Compelled to do it.
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7 time before
And ever one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
I'm her 8th old Man I'm Henry
Henry the 8th I am
Second verse, Same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am , Henry the 8th I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7 time before
And ever one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam
I'm her 8th old Man I'm Henry
Henry the 8th I am
😀
TTD
PS NO my real name is NOT Henry.
It's Edward.
Save the Mr. Ed Theme folks unless you are rrrrreeeeeeeeally Compelled to do it.
TheRhythmDoctor
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Um ... ahem ... do re mi fa so la ti do ...
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
P.S. My name isn't John.
The Rhythm Doctor
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
John Jingle, Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out,
the people always shout,
"Hey Look! It's John Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"
BADADADADADADA!!!
P.S. My name isn't John.
The Rhythm Doctor
Strelnikov
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John JACOB Jingleheimer Schmidt!
I want a beer,
Just like the beer,
That snockered Dear Old Dad.
It was the beer,
The one and only beer,
That Daddy ever had.
A good old fashioned beer with lots of foam,
It took two men to carry Daddy home,
Oh, I want a beer,
Just like the beer,
That snockered Dear Old Dad!
Strelnikov
I want a beer,
Just like the beer,
That snockered Dear Old Dad.
It was the beer,
The one and only beer,
That Daddy ever had.
A good old fashioned beer with lots of foam,
It took two men to carry Daddy home,
Oh, I want a beer,
Just like the beer,
That snockered Dear Old Dad!
Strelnikov
Just a boy and a girl in a little canoe
With the moon shining all around.
As he glides his paddle,
You couldn't even hear a sound.
And they talked and they talked
Till the moon grew dim.
He said you better kiss me,
Or get out and swim.
So what you gonna do in a little canoe
With the moon shinin' all a--
Boats floatin all a--
Girls swimmin' all a rou-ou-ound!
🙂
With the moon shining all around.
As he glides his paddle,
You couldn't even hear a sound.
And they talked and they talked
Till the moon grew dim.
He said you better kiss me,
Or get out and swim.
So what you gonna do in a little canoe
With the moon shinin' all a--
Boats floatin all a--
Girls swimmin' all a rou-ou-ound!
🙂
lololol....
So...you'd jump if had to Ms Jo? He must be a baaaaad kisser! Nasty little no see ums and things in the water at night! I'd rescue you and offer you a towel though, if you were swimming by my canoe! Tis a silly song, lass, and I like it fine! Q
So...you'd jump if had to Ms Jo? He must be a baaaaad kisser! Nasty little no see ums and things in the water at night! I'd rescue you and offer you a towel though, if you were swimming by my canoe! Tis a silly song, lass, and I like it fine! Q
You're such a gentleman, Q~
You'd save me from the "its" in the dark water and give me a fluffy towel. MY HERO!!! Hehehe...and hell yeah, I'd jump! Too many sets of happy kissy lips in the world to be wastin' 'em on the wrong fella!
Glad you liked my silly song 😉
Jo
You'd save me from the "its" in the dark water and give me a fluffy towel. MY HERO!!! Hehehe...and hell yeah, I'd jump! Too many sets of happy kissy lips in the world to be wastin' 'em on the wrong fella!
Glad you liked my silly song 😉
Jo
Re: Hmmm
Oh but you are!!!! Music can't be defined by the lyrics or the melody! It's a passion.... desire!! YOU HAVE THAT!! Your passion against the yappy irritating wastes of flesh they call rat dogs is enough to propel you into music history!! I'm with you! GREAT SONG!
Jo
Biscuit said:
Oh but you are!!!! Music can't be defined by the lyrics or the melody! It's a passion.... desire!! YOU HAVE THAT!! Your passion against the yappy irritating wastes of flesh they call rat dogs is enough to propel you into music history!! I'm with you! GREAT SONG!
Jo
Ret wat dog? hehe
Yes, dunk a rat dog and it looks kinda like a skeleton, only bonier. I hate those little yappy things...my friend named hers HERCULES. I nearly vomited.
Reminds me of a small dog joke....
A skinny little fellow rus into a bar and approaches the leather clad biker drinking his beer.
"Man, I think my chihuahua just killed your Rottweiller!! Come out here!"
The biker laughingly asks, "WHAT? HOW?"
The little man replies, "I think your Rott choked on him."
**rimshot**
Jo
Yes, dunk a rat dog and it looks kinda like a skeleton, only bonier. I hate those little yappy things...my friend named hers HERCULES. I nearly vomited.
Reminds me of a small dog joke....
A skinny little fellow rus into a bar and approaches the leather clad biker drinking his beer.
"Man, I think my chihuahua just killed your Rottweiller!! Come out here!"
The biker laughingly asks, "WHAT? HOW?"
The little man replies, "I think your Rott choked on him."
**rimshot**
Jo
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"When criminals in this world appear,
and break the laws that they should fear,
and frighten all who see or hear,
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!
"When in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed,
who rob and steal from those who need,
the cry goes up with blinding speed
for Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!"
and break the laws that they should fear,
and frighten all who see or hear,
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!
"When in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed,
who rob and steal from those who need,
the cry goes up with blinding speed
for Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Underdog! UNDERDOG!
Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!"
Slappy McGee
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you see, biscuit the joke is on us, because taco bell is really secretly telling us what is in the taco meat!!
ay! caramba!
ay! caramba!
😱 EWwwwwww!!Slappy McGee said:
How's about this old one??
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
For I'd slippy and I'd slidy
Over everybody's hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
For I'd nippy and I bity
Under everybody's nightie :😛:
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
For I'd go down with a slurp
And I'd come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
For I'd sitty on the steeple
And I'd spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow
Hehehe
Jo
