After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
'Well, then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
and get a pair of
alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,
'Well, little lady,
why don't you go on and give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was
driving home, he spotted
the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a
huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took
aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead
gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement as the blonde
struggled mightily
and barely managed to flip the gator onto
its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she
screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
'Well, then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
and get a pair of
alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,
'Well, little lady,
why don't you go on and give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was
driving home, he spotted
the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a
huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took
aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead
gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement as the blonde
struggled mightily
and barely managed to flip the gator onto
its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she
screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
