Teacher: Now class I want a volunteer to tell me about a bible story you've read when you were'nt at school.
Boy: Hey Miss!
Teacher: Yes Johnny, what story do you want to relate?
Boy: It was a story about David and Goliath miss. David was a little teeny fella about five foot and Goliath was a big giant of a man! Well the two of them had a fight in front of their armies and David hit Goliath in the head with a rock and killed him, then he got on his motorbike and rode home.
Teacher: Excuse me? Well you've nearly got it all right Johhny, apart from the bit about the motorbike because he didn't have one of those.
Boy: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't!
Boy: He did as well, I read it in the bible!!!
Teacher: Well I suggest you go back and read your bible more carefully!
Boy: (Producing bible from his school satchel) It says here......."And when David killed Goliath, all you could hear, was the roar of his Trimuph!"
Boy: Hey Miss!
Teacher: Yes Johnny, what story do you want to relate?
Boy: It was a story about David and Goliath miss. David was a little teeny fella about five foot and Goliath was a big giant of a man! Well the two of them had a fight in front of their armies and David hit Goliath in the head with a rock and killed him, then he got on his motorbike and rode home.
Teacher: Excuse me? Well you've nearly got it all right Johhny, apart from the bit about the motorbike because he didn't have one of those.
Boy: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't!
Boy: He did as well, I read it in the bible!!!
Teacher: Well I suggest you go back and read your bible more carefully!
Boy: (Producing bible from his school satchel) It says here......."And when David killed Goliath, all you could hear, was the roar of his Trimuph!"
