ShiningIce
3rd Level Green Feather
- Joined
- Feb 14, 2002
- Messages
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1. You yearn for an Intelevision 64.
2. You bake bread shaped like Gameboys every week and been sending Nintendo Power a picture of each one since 1989.
3. You send birthday presents to dozens of Japanese game designers every year.
*Bonus* Sign you shouldn't be at this site: You send birthday presents to dozens of American game designers every year.
4. You can't wait until Bust-a-Move 4 comes out!
5. You have an orange Zapper and a grey one. You insist that you're better at Gumshoe and To the Earth with the orange one and you're better at Hogan's Alley and Barker Bill's Trick Shooting with the grey one.
6. Whenever someone says something to you that could possibly be interpreted as a threat, you jump into the drunken kung fu stance of Shun from Virtua Fighter.
7. You think Namco will make a good game that isn't a rip-off of a game by Sega's Am2.
8. You think Pac-Man for Atari 2600 is arcade-perfect.
9. You've played Lynx on eight players.
10. Your name is Senator Lieberman.
11. You run a small game store that can't afford security cameras. So you rip the heads off of a couple of R.O.B.s and glue them to the ceiling so it looks like you have a few security cameras.
12. Every night, you put on your Power Glove and fight crime by strangling criminals. You call yourself "Gloveman!"
13. You know the difference between pressing a button and pushing a button and follow directions accordingly.
14. You've taken a friend to court for stealing a life.
15. You have a few dozen boxes of Nintendo Cereal System in your closet, you eat it every morning despite the fact that it's half-decomposed.
16. You think that full-motion-video is the wave of the future.
17. Just last week, you sent Sega Visions magazine a letter about why you like Chakan more then Greendog.
18. You've gotten so mad at an arcade game that you went to the ski-ball machine, put in a quarter, and threw ski-balls at the game.
19. You bought a Neo-Geo for $650. ...Last month! (You're pretty cool if you paid that much for one back in 1990)
20. You're eagerly awaiting the Super NES CD drive.
21. You hate how Break Out is such a Arkanoid clone.
22. You bought ten copies of Mario Paint for $60 each so you could save the many masterpieces you planned on creating. (You're slightly more sane if you sold them later, even if you only got $10)
23. You've stolen Nintendo "pusha de button" laserdiscs from Target stores.
24. You love Nintendo beanbag dolls so much that you bought four Nintendo 64s to collect them all.
25. You legally changed your name to Help Me to fight the guilt from cheating on Castlevania 3.
2. You bake bread shaped like Gameboys every week and been sending Nintendo Power a picture of each one since 1989.
3. You send birthday presents to dozens of Japanese game designers every year.
*Bonus* Sign you shouldn't be at this site: You send birthday presents to dozens of American game designers every year.
4. You can't wait until Bust-a-Move 4 comes out!
5. You have an orange Zapper and a grey one. You insist that you're better at Gumshoe and To the Earth with the orange one and you're better at Hogan's Alley and Barker Bill's Trick Shooting with the grey one.
6. Whenever someone says something to you that could possibly be interpreted as a threat, you jump into the drunken kung fu stance of Shun from Virtua Fighter.
7. You think Namco will make a good game that isn't a rip-off of a game by Sega's Am2.
8. You think Pac-Man for Atari 2600 is arcade-perfect.
9. You've played Lynx on eight players.
10. Your name is Senator Lieberman.
11. You run a small game store that can't afford security cameras. So you rip the heads off of a couple of R.O.B.s and glue them to the ceiling so it looks like you have a few security cameras.
12. Every night, you put on your Power Glove and fight crime by strangling criminals. You call yourself "Gloveman!"
13. You know the difference between pressing a button and pushing a button and follow directions accordingly.
14. You've taken a friend to court for stealing a life.
15. You have a few dozen boxes of Nintendo Cereal System in your closet, you eat it every morning despite the fact that it's half-decomposed.
16. You think that full-motion-video is the wave of the future.
17. Just last week, you sent Sega Visions magazine a letter about why you like Chakan more then Greendog.
18. You've gotten so mad at an arcade game that you went to the ski-ball machine, put in a quarter, and threw ski-balls at the game.
19. You bought a Neo-Geo for $650. ...Last month! (You're pretty cool if you paid that much for one back in 1990)
20. You're eagerly awaiting the Super NES CD drive.
21. You hate how Break Out is such a Arkanoid clone.
22. You bought ten copies of Mario Paint for $60 each so you could save the many masterpieces you planned on creating. (You're slightly more sane if you sold them later, even if you only got $10)
23. You've stolen Nintendo "pusha de button" laserdiscs from Target stores.
24. You love Nintendo beanbag dolls so much that you bought four Nintendo 64s to collect them all.
25. You legally changed your name to Help Me to fight the guilt from cheating on Castlevania 3.
