Signs That You're Suffering From Football-Withdrawl Syndrome...

[Dave2112]

When having a pizza delivered to your house, you insist that the boy kick it through a second-story window.

You've started referring to your love-making as "spliting the uprights".

You pay all your bills in multiples of 3 or 7.

When the police show up at your fender-bender, you throw a red flag for a replay.

You're making picks on which of your pets will die first.

You're giving point-spreads on which of your parents will die first.

You've watched "Any Given Sunday" three times this week.

You've actually wondered when NFL Europe starts. GO CLAYMORES!!!

In the delivery room, you inform the doctor that you elect to receive.

You tried to start a wave on the subway.

You've played 3 seasons of Madden 2003 since last Sunday. ( I'm afraid I'm guilty of this...🙄 )

You are still posting football threads in February...sigghhhh....

 

[TicklingDuo]

LOL poooooooooor Dave!

Here are a few other signs....

Every time you look out and see it snowing, you imagine yourself at the Ice Bowl.

Instead of the normal pounce and tickle, you now TACKLE and tickle.

Your remote control is hot and sweaty from overuse ... trying to find a game SOMEWHERE.

When you want to have a conversation with someone, you yell "huddle up!".

Instead of asking someone to pas the salt, you point at it and yell "hike".

You carry yellow flags in your car (with magnets attached), throwing them at those who exhibit road rage to penalize them for unsportsman-like conduct.

Ann

 

[Alex Warfield]

Well, there's always Arena League. I'd say something funny about it, but since I plan on trying out for the Jax Tomcats in a couple years, I won't knock it😉

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Well, there's always Arena League. I'd say something funny about it, but since I plan on trying out for the Jax Tomcats in a couple years, I won't knock it😉

I never got caught up in the Arena Football. It will never be as recoginzed as the NFL.

I view Arena as a minor league, or even a farm league, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Alex Warfield]

I never got caught up in the Arena Football. It will never be as recoginzed as the NFL.

I view Arena as a minor league, or even a farm league, but that's just my opinion.

I agree, you don't hear little kids growing up talking about how they want to play for the AFL, it's just a possible way of getting to the pros.