Sleeping With A Patient

[njjen3953]

Doctor Beck had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty
all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once in a
while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to
reassure him:

"Beck, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're
single. Let it go......"

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Yes but Beck......., you're a vet...." baaaaaaaaaaa

Jen

 

[venray]

Baaaaaaaaaaaa........eek!

LOL

Ven

 

[venray]

The Joke: What did the veterinarian say to the dog who kept licking his balls?


"Thank you" (think about it)

Ven

 

[venray]

 

[njjen3953]

Ray

At least you are not still spending ALL your time at work. LOL

Jen

 

[venray]

Careful what you wish for.......

http://pics.steakandcheese.com/thegoodfairy.jpg

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Careful what you wish for.......

http://pics.steakandcheese.com/thegoodfairy.jpg

????😕

Jen

 

[Prime]

this thread has now broken laws in 49 of the 50 states..alabama excluded..heh

 

[venray]

this thread has now broken laws in 49 of the 50 states..alabama excluded..heh

Let's shoot for 100 percent.........The new Barbie collection....

http://www.steakandcheese.com/pics-barbie-dd.html



(I gotta get out more)

Ven

 

[qjakal]

Barbie...

Sure is a bit different than I remember her.... Q

 

[njjen3953]

(I gotta get out more)

Ven

That's what I have been saying all along.

You and Tracy will be missed this weekend.

Jen

 

[venray]

Re: Barbie...

Sure is a bit different than I remember her.... Q

Check out the others here if you think those were bad..........

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/other/barbie/


Ven

 

[njjen3953]

Ray,
We miss you and Tracy too. The joys of parenthood.

Don't worry, You will get it double next time.

Jen

 

[qjakal]

From Venray>>> Check out the others here if you think those were bad..........

Is it wrong that I looked at the Bondage Barbie pic like 5 times? Sigh...I just HAVE to start thinking about growing up one of these days...🙄 Q

 

[venray]

Is it wrong that I looked at the Bondage Barbie pic like 5 times? Sigh...I just HAVE to start thinking about growing up one of these days...🙄 Q

No more wrong than me staring at my Barbie Star Trek doll that my ex got me for Christmas 2 years ago...LOL

(I really GOTTA get out more)

Ven

 

[Dave2112]

You guys have GOT to get day jobs....he he he 😀

 

[venray]

I HAVE a day job...it's the nights that give me free time...LOL



Barbies You'll Never See

Elephant Trainer Barbie (squashed flat)
Bladder Control Barbie (comes with a free box of Depends undergarments)
Chernobyl Barbie (glows in the dark)
Jabba the Barbie [Jabba with a Barbie head]
Princess Leia Barbie [Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars]
Darth Vader Barbie (Plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones.)
Wookie Barbie (obnoxious blonde hair everywhere)
Sharon Stone Barbie (Is there a difference?)
'Arnold' Ken (big and buff, no neck)
Rush Limbarbie (Big, no neck, but not buff. )
Godzilla Barbie (six foot tall lizard with Barbie head)
King Kong Barbie (six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae)
T2 Barbie (a study in silver)
Bugs Barbie (buck teeth, long ears)
Elmer Fudd Ken (bald with hunting hat and rifle)
Joker Barbie [Barbie with Joker grin and white face]
Two-Face Barbie [Barbie with Tommy Lee Jones' makeup from Batman Forever]
Dirty Harry Barbie (Comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead. >giggle< Make my day!")
Power Ranger Barbie (has the riculous outfit and karate-chop action)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie [one of the Turtles with Barbie head]
One-Eyed-Head-on-a-Spider-Made-from-an-Erector-Set-Barbie (just what it sounds like)
Potato(e) Head Barbie (also just what it sounds like)
Picasso Barbie (Everything's in the wrong place.)