so i just had this wonderful conversation with..

[melanie2]

a computer animated voice..which btw i detest..things were actually going along ok for once when she gets to the shipping and handling..now we order our meds thru the mail..as it's cheaper...when she stated the date that i should expect my lipitor i said "yikes"...she stopped and said.."I did not understand you..did you wish to hear alternate shipping arrangements?" i said "o hell no" to which she started all over again about not understanding..sighs.....i was having a hard enough time getting her to understand me at all..i ended up getting rather mad at her, it. or whatever..

what happened to human operators??? gesh..

 

[the_jimmy_james]

It's kinda funny that you'd try to use vernacular phrases with a mechanism instead of simply speaking clearly!

 

[melanie2]

It's kinda funny that you'd try to use vernacular phrases with a mechanism instead of simply speaking clearly!

uh...well damn sue me....i talk to a mechanism the same way i talk to you or anyone..and i did speak clearly..gr

 

[Bashiku]

Talking to computer... animated... voice... yeah... well it is better than talking to walls like a looney toon, but what is the point of them if they don't understand you 😛

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

You'll know that the Seventh Seal is about to be opened when the animated computer voices have Indian accents.

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

heh. Just remember to try and speak as clearly as possible. Not to mention limiting your response to just one or two words only, only from their selected choices of course. ~.~

 

[morgandee]

i am sorry i do not understand, please begin all messages with the word "start" and end them with the word "end start!"

 

[locker669]

what happened to human operators??? gesh..

The guy in India was on his break.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

I HATE DAMN MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They really need to just pay humans to talk to people.Why can't they just get a human to do these things.Ican't stand that;when they put those machines on instead of an actual humans;they do that with the charter service and it drives me absolutely insane!!!!!!!

 

[Duke Diablo]

Why can't they just get a human to do these things.

Because it makes no real difference.

 

[Cbarton]

I HATE DAMN MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They really need to just pay humans to talk to people.Why can't they just get a human to do these things.Ican't stand that;when they put those machines on instead of an actual humans;they do that with the charter service and it drives me absolutely insane!!!!!!!

(1) Because humans are too busy listening to their Ipods or playing Nintendo to take entry-level jobs.

(2) Because humans make too many mistakes

(3) Because you only pay a machine once

(4) Machines don't demand workman's comp for a hang-nail

(5) Machines don't have unions that force you to keep bad employees

(6) Machines don't whine for more time off

need more??? (LOL)

 

[melanie2]

^ ah just you wait..that will be next..a whining computer..won't that be something...

 

[Cbarton]

^ ah just you wait..that will be next..a whining computer..won't that be something...

We'll call it the Marvin 3000....

 

[Senshi1]

I have to say, as frustrating as machines can be, I'd sooner talk to a machine than somebody in India who can't understand a word I'm saying and vice-versa. That's so awkward, it makes me just want to hang up, destroy my phone (actually making the act of hanging up slightly redundant) and hide under the bed.

 

[morgandee]

senshi loves dealing with linksys tech support

yoga fire

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

That may be so but machines are really really really annoying

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

hello i am master chief LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[morgandee]

master chief is a pretty cool guy eh shots people and doesnt afraid of anything

 

[melanie2]

hello i am master chief LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

who?????????????????????????????

 

[Duke Diablo]

who?????????????????????????????

I'm taking a wild guess, but that just might be the global force bent on using Iceland's banana industry to take over the world.